Forthcoming
15 Nov 2023: Play Reading
More of the same thing. Lots of socialising while we do our best to read a play and stay sober. We will be reading “The Girl on The Train”. Rachel has kindly volunteered to host, at 34 Rylett Road, W12 9SS. 7.30 for 8pm. Please bring your tipple of choice, and nibbles if you want. The script is HERE.
The play is based on Paula Hawkins’ novel and the Dreamworks film, adapted for the stage by Rachel Wagstaff and Duncan Abel.
“Rachel Watson longs for a different life. Her only escape is the perfect couple she watches through the train window every day, happy and in love. Or so it appears. When she learns that the woman she’s been secretly watching has suddenly disappeared, she finds herself a witness and even a suspect…….”
5-9 Dec 2023: Panto time
You know what it is...the most world famous world famous panto in the world. Packing them in for another must see, don't you dare miss it all-round amazing show.
The evil troll Smorg (from Actonia - boo hiss) and Fairy Aurora (from Chiswickia - hurrah) wager Mother Goose is corruptible. However, once Heidi, the goose starts laying golden eggs, the money rolls in and that attracts local ne'er do well, Baron Ivor von Trakmeind and his hopeless sidekick Gonk who hatch all sorts of cunning ruses to bag Heidi. Smorg, meanwhile is offering Mother Goose untold beauty with only one dip in the Bog of Beauty. But only if she'll sign Heidi over and thereby also win the wager with Aurora.. What a cliffhanger. Who wins? Who loses? Where do the eggs end up? Only one way to find out.
As ever, a fun-filled festivity for the family. You know - just like last year, only better.
2024 activities still under consideration although the annual dinner will be on 28 January
More of the same thing. Lots of socialising while we do our best to read a play and stay sober. We will be reading “The Girl on The Train”. Rachel has kindly volunteered to host, at 34 Rylett Road, W12 9SS. 7.30 for 8pm. Please bring your tipple of choice, and nibbles if you want. The script is HERE.
The play is based on Paula Hawkins’ novel and the Dreamworks film, adapted for the stage by Rachel Wagstaff and Duncan Abel.
“Rachel Watson longs for a different life. Her only escape is the perfect couple she watches through the train window every day, happy and in love. Or so it appears. When she learns that the woman she’s been secretly watching has suddenly disappeared, she finds herself a witness and even a suspect…….”
5-9 Dec 2023: Panto time
You know what it is...the most world famous world famous panto in the world. Packing them in for another must see, don't you dare miss it all-round amazing show.
The evil troll Smorg (from Actonia - boo hiss) and Fairy Aurora (from Chiswickia - hurrah) wager Mother Goose is corruptible. However, once Heidi, the goose starts laying golden eggs, the money rolls in and that attracts local ne'er do well, Baron Ivor von Trakmeind and his hopeless sidekick Gonk who hatch all sorts of cunning ruses to bag Heidi. Smorg, meanwhile is offering Mother Goose untold beauty with only one dip in the Bog of Beauty. But only if she'll sign Heidi over and thereby also win the wager with Aurora.. What a cliffhanger. Who wins? Who loses? Where do the eggs end up? Only one way to find out.
As ever, a fun-filled festivity for the family. You know - just like last year, only better.
2024 activities still under consideration although the annual dinner will be on 28 January
Our History
4-7 Oct 2023: Autumn Play
"Daisy Pulls It Off" by Denise Deegan.
"Energetic Daisy Meredith, a girl from a poor background, is forced to face and overcome snobbish prejudice and schoolgirl pranks from the wealthier girls. She and her best friend, zany Trixie Martin, search for the missing treasure that could save the fortunes of the exclusive Grangewood School for Young Ladies" so says Wikipedia and who are we to argue?
St Michael's Players entreat you to join them on this most wizard of japes. You'll accompany Daisy at her new school and experience the friendship, competition, jealousy, adventure and high drama including a scary cliff edge. 5 shows so there's no reason to miss it.
16 Aug 2023: Play Reading
More of the same thing. Lots of socialising while we do our best to read “The Government Inspector” or A Little Local Difficulty, adapted by Philip Goulding from Nikolai Gogol’s classic comedy, which Guy Fairbank is keen to direct in 2024. The script can be obtained by emailing Guy OR see the group whatsapp chat.
A Mayor and his officials are alarmed to hear rumours of the arrival of a government inspector, travelling "incognito". It is brought to their attention that an apparently penniless rake and his servant are lodging at a local inn. Despite being unable to even pay their bill, this unlikely couple suddenly find themselves being treated like royalty by the sycophantic mayor and his cronies. The "Government Inspector" eventually rides away a good deal richer, having sampled for free the best hospitality the town could muster, including not just the finest food and wine, but also the feverishly competitive adoration of the mayor's wife and daughter. When the truth is revealed the Mayor and his officials are publicly humiliated. Finally, as if all of this wasn't devastating enough, a messenger appears to announce the arrival of a real Government Inspector.
A play for 8 actors (4F 4M) but 10 possible (5F 5M)
Venue: Rachel has kindly offered to host at 34 Rylett Road, W12 9SS. Bring whatever you want to drink, and perhaps some nibbles. 7.30pm for 8pm start. NB. Rachel has lodgers who need their beauty sleep, so anyone wanting to party on, will have to find somewhere else to do it!
13 Aug 2023: Annual BBQ
Here’s the way it works on Sunday 13 Aug. Ian very kindly lends us his house and garden and he also BBQs for us. Brilliant. Ian supplies green salad, potatoes, a fruit compote and another fruit dish and Bryony is baking a cake for us. Could we please ask everyone else for some starters/nibbles and other salads? Thanks to the group subsidising the event, tickets for this fun day cost £2.50 each and they come in meat and vegetarian options. It’s always really good fun in the sun. Please buy tickets early so we know how many to cater for. Head to "tickets" above and buy your “BBQ Tickets”. Partners and friends welcome
13 Jul 2023 Autumn play Auditions
OH JUBILATE! Hot on the heels of our internationally-ground-breaking-RSC-leading production of Romeo et Juliet, here come the auditions for Daisy Pulls It Off. Auditions at the Hall, 8pm as usual. And here is the script to download.
Anyone who was at the play reading knows that it will be a riot to perform (and I hope rehearse!) There are around 18 characters but lots of doubling/tripling so prob 8-10 cast members, can stretch that if people want cameos. Lots of ‘group’ activities too.
If you can’t make Mon/Thurs let me know and I’ll work around you. Also any questions just call 07941 374406.
Rehearsals start July 31, show 4-7 Oct.
12 Jul 2023: Play Reading
Another panto reading and it’s Mother Goose this time. All round to Chris’ for a panto reading at the height of summer. This time you’ll have to bring your own gin and tonic though. That is 3 Riverview Road, W4 3QH where the front door should be working and a link allowing you to download the script is HERE
10 Jul 2023 Autumn play Auditions
OH JUBILATE! Hot on the heels of our internationally-ground-breaking-RSC-leading production of Romeo et Juliet, here come the auditions for Daisy Pulls It Off. Auditions at the Hall, 8pm as usual. And here is the script to download.
Anyone who was at the play reading knows that it will be a riot to perform (and I hope rehearse!) There are around 18 characters but lots of doubling/tripling so prob 8-10 cast members, can stretch that if people want cameos. Lots of ‘group’ activities too.
If you can’t make Mon/Thurs let me know and I’ll work around you. Also any questions just call 07941 374406.
Rehearsals start July 31, show 4-7 Oct.
5-8 Jul 2023: Romeo and Juliet
“My grave is like to be my wedding bed.” – Juliet, impatiently awaiting the consumation of her marriage to Romeo
Romeo and Juliet, in their teens, raced against Time (the most frequently used noun in Shakespeare’s plays), but what could they really know of the perils of Time running out? They imagined Time was against them because they did not have the life experience to know better. But what happens when our two lovers meet when Time really is running its course, when they are in their last stages of life and have reached a point when old grudges no longer matter, when love can course freely through the veins because both lovers know that each day might be their last?
The original story of Romeo & Juliet from which Shakespeare took his inspiration covered the course of four months; Shakespeare shortened the timeframe to just four days, with explosive and tragic results. Old wounds, old jealousies, old enmity are all written out of meaning, leaving behind scar tissue that builds up from generation to generation, until the players are ossified against one another for reasons they can’t even remember.
What happens to our lovers, how they bend and burn for one another, and how their actions affect all of the younger generations, is the arc we shall seek to explore in this explosive, claustrophobic tale, set in the present in a retirement community in West London called Verona Walls, where personal affronts and barbed hurts have had far too long to fester.
24 May 2023: Play Reading
This time it's "Daisy Pulls it Off" which we're considering for the Autumn production. Arrive at 7.30pm for a prompt start at 8pm and bring some wine and nibbles too. As we're at Neil's place (35 Bassein Park Rd) this time there's likely to be a spot of G&T for us to enjoy too. Get there early before it's gone. And here is the script to download and read
3 May 2023: Spring Social
Another evening in our own company at the City Barge. 23 folks turned up and a fine time was had by all
29 Mar - 1 Apr 2023: The Titfield Thunderbolt
A play by Philip Goulding, based on the original Ealing comedy screenplay by T.E.B. Clarke. Directed by Guy Fairbank
Adapted from the 1953 Ealing comedy, this delightful play tells the story of a group of villages, who, finding that their beloved branch railway line is about to be axed, decide to buy and run the railway themselves. As well as convincing the railway authorities that they're competent enough to work the line, they have to face problems from Vernon Crump, who’s set on providing a competitive bus service.
6 Mar 2023: Play Reading
At Neil's; 35 Bassein Park Road. We’ll be reading "Jitters", a comedy about a professional acting company getting ready for first preview. It could be our summmer show if it gets the collective thumbs up. Please arrive to be ready to start at 8pm sharp as it’s quite long. There'll be sushi and G&T…..if there’s an alternative tipple or snack you’d prefer then feel free to byosaob (bring your own snack and/or booze). And here's the script LINK
15 Feb 2023: Rhythm and Brainwaves Workshop
Sue Shorter has presented versions of this workshop to organisations such as the BBC Symphony Orchestra and the RSC. Described as a fun, immersive and upbeat session with engaging practical exercises (Senegal forest bird calls, anyone?) which will, among other things, enhance line-learning ability. A must for everyone.
29 Jan 2023: Annual Dinner
A fine relaxing time at Casareccio up near Acton Town tube station. Because it is our band drummer, Dominic's family restaurant. A full on italian buffet with plenty of choices. Time to socialise and mingle and think about 2023 in particular. Slightly subsidised by the group, why wouldn't you be there? Tickets now available via the tickets and membership link on this site. Might as well pay your membership too!
25 Jan 2023: AGM
We review how 2022 went and look forward to 2023. And then have fun discussing all sorts of things like whether to drink red or white! 8pm at the Hall
18 Jan 2023: Play Reading
And here's our social start to 2023. We'll be reading "Harvey" and here's the script. (That's a dropbox link). We're reading at Christine's house which can be found at 38 Wolseley Gardens, W4 3LR. Arrive from 7.30pm planning to start reading at 8pm and all being well ending somewhere round 10pm. Bring bottes, nibbles and a script or a device to read from. See you there. And yes we saw about 25 of us here. Good thing the kitchen could take us all.
10 and 12 Jan: Auditions for "The Titfield Thurnderbolt"
Note: That is Tuesday and Thursday
The casting is flexible: we can operate on a minimum of 5 (2F, 3M) with lots of doubling up but there are around 13 roles up for grabs. We’ll need help behind the scenes too, especially with props
- Lady Edna Chesterford F 40-60
- Clifton M/F ageless!
- Blakeworth M 40-60
- Dan Taylor M/F 50-70
- Vernon Crump M 40-60
- Harry Crump/Sgt Wilson M 20-30
- Joan Weech F 20-30
- Sam Weech M 40-60
- Mr Valentine M 40-70
- Miss Coggett F 20-40
- Ruddock M 30-50
- Mrs Bottomley F 40-70
- Clegg M/F 40-60.
Rehearsals will be on Tuesday and Thursday to fit in with our director's slightest whim (and he has a course to attend)
6-10 Dec 2022: Rapunzel
Another world-famous pantomime from St Michael's Players. Rapunzel has been kidnapped and trapped in a tower by the evil witch Gothel. Her parents, the king and queen of Chiswickia, have offered a reward for her rescue and Juan Forthemoney wants that money. Rapunzel's nanny and her super-scout son, Max, are also "helping". There's thrills and spills along the way until we reach our exciting climax. A fun-filled festivity for the family. Just like last year, only better.
12-15 Oct 2022: Animal Farm
George Orwell published Animal Farm five years before his untimely death at the age of 46, while Stalin was still in power, and before the Soviet invasion of Hungary and the break-up of the USSR. What would he have made of Putin and the Russian invasion of Ukraine? Probably, “Here we go again, only the names have changed. The same old murder of ideals and democracy.” His satire on the failures of the Soviet Union would, sadly, fit any number of 20th and 21st century tyrannies: the lust for power and the greed personified by the pig Napoleon, the betrayal of the workers exemplified by poor Boxer, the trusting Stakhanovite horse. Freedom of speech, the privacy of the ballot box etc remain as important -and as threatened - as they ever were.
Footnote: Alexey Stakhanov was a Soviet miner who, in the 1930s, allegedly regularly exceeded his daily quota of coal and was held up as a model worker.
14 Sep 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening reading "Jerusalem" by Jez Butterworth. (Yes that is the link) Arrive at 7.30pm with booze and some suitably high calorie snacks/nibbles and a printed script if you can please. Or have a downloaded copy to hand. See you at Imogen's house (21 Cambridge Rd North, W4 1AA). What a play! Could we possibly stage this?
8 and 12 Sep 2022: Panto Auditions
No preparation needed. Just turn up at the hall on the days and head to the back room where we'll read through a few sections to see who fits where. There are parts for everyone. Audition Notice has all the dates, characters and so on and Audition Script is what we'll work from at the audition. It is not the final script. Please print yourself a script to bring to the audition.
22-27 Aug 2022: The Birds (Edinburgh)
The group's second journey North and a fine time was had by all. Here's the skinny:
"The cast and crew have returned from a phenomenally successful run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. We played to full houses for all six performances, enjoyed glowing reviews (see the Archive section of the website) and great feedback.
The play had of course been successfully road-tested in Chiswick. However, it needed to be cut from about 75 minutes to exactly 50, to meet the Fringe venue requirements. The cast and crew worked feverishly to reimagine the play, then all that was needed was to get to Edinburgh. This turned out to be rather challenging. There was a national rail strike on most people’s planned day of travel, and a tube strike for those hoping to go a day earlier. Somehow, by planes, trains and automobiles - even by long-distance coach for the bravest - everyone congregated at the Symposium Hall, our venue right in the beart of the Fringe, on the Sunday for the tech.
And then it was Monday. With a 4pm slot, we had time beforehand for flyering, ie. accosting passers-by, the main marketing method at the Fringe. Almost every seat for the week was eventually full; we enjoyed an average 90% occupancy across the six days, against the Fringe average of 7%. The reasons for this are likely to be a known story, a strong poster image, and a title near the beginning of the alphabet!
The high quality of the acting and backstage work, the original music and sound effects (both live and recorded), and the increased tautness of the shortened script, all made for a truly memorable performance. Congratulations to Paul Smith on the choice of play and his direction."
14 Aug 2022: Annual BBQ
A super days fun in the sun. Great to see Mark and Michelle who were the surprise visitors to Ian's garden. Big thanks to Ian, Anna and Isabelle for all the organising and work pulling the whole thing together. So nice to be back socialising again. Here’s the way it works on Sunday 14 Aug. Ian very kindly lends us his house and garden and he also BBQs for us. Brilliant. Ian supplies green salad, potatoes, a fruit compote and another fruit dish and Bryony is baking a cake for us. Could we please ask everyone else for some starters/nibbles and other salads? Thanks to the group subsidising the event, tickets for this fun day cost £2.50 each and they come in meat and vegetarian options. It’s always really good fun in the sun. Please buy tickets early so we know how many to cater for. Head to www.stmichaelsplayers.org and choose the “BBQ Tickets” option.
6 July 2022: The War of the Worlds: Screening
Thanks to everyone who came along and supported our spring production, The War of the Worlds, by Howard E. Koch, a radio play dramatising the extraordinary trick Orson Welles played on American public in 1938. Whilst being huge fun to put together, we faced a few challenges with this one, not least that having chosen a play, by mid-February we were still without a director, until the marvellous Allison de Frees kindly agreed to take it on despite a long list of other demands on her time, not having worked with us before, and not knowing the play. At this point actual war broke out in Ukraine and the decision was quickly and unanimously made to divert all profits to support those affected.
Allison arrived with a blast of creative enthusiasm, energy and commitment to start recreating Columbia Broadcasting Studios in 1938, complete with ingenious sound effects, in-cast back stories, and a split-level set to represent two separate spaces. With over 30 characters to find, most of the cast had several parts and were quickly switching from one to another, and helping with sound effects when needed. Who knew that blowing into an empty tin could be so effective? Chris Hulatt and Moira did a fantastic job of acquiring and painting a vast amount of egg boxes to create the effect of sound proofed walls and Ian Trowbridge performed his usual marvellous magic with sound and lighting. All was going well until halfway through rehearsals poor Allison was struck down with illness and sent to hospital. Paul Smith valiantly stepped into the director’s seat, at which point two of the cast developed Covid so some creative cast re-shuffling had to happen until all were, luckily, well enough to return for the final furlong and all went smoothly. For photos of the show see the archive page on the St Michael's Players website. Thanks to everyone’s generosity, donations from the audience and profits from the show meant we were able to send £1162 to DEC in support of the Ukraine appeal.
On Wednesday 6th July everyone is invited to the Pavilion for a viewing of “The War of the Worlds”. Previously we have had get-togethers to bask in the glorious recordings of Under Milk Wood and Salad Days and, for cast members and non-cast members alike, both those evenings were absolute belters. The marvellous and multi-talented Utku has both recorded and edited the show and so a massive thank you to him. Final details will be circulated by email closer to the time as to when to get there. There is good grub on offer at very reasonable prices for those tempted. Get it in the diary – 6 th July – not to be missed! Here’s the link to the Pavilion - link to pavilion
29 Jun 2022: Play Reading "Prescription for Murder" by Norman Robbins
Richard is a busy GP living in a quiet Devon town with his much younger but constantly ill wife, Barbara. Then there is his ex-girlfriend, who lives too nearby for comfort, and a visitor whose statements and questions start to raise suspicions. And then…..
But you’ll have to come to the reading at Jo’s to find out!
Details:
9 Thames Village, W4 3UE
Weds 29th June, 7:30pm for an 8pm start
You know the drill... wine and nibbles... see you there!
22-25 Jun 2022: The Birds
Our Summer production and a dry run for our Edinburgh Fringe entry. This is Conor MacPherson's interpretation of the Daphne du Maurier novel of the same name.
9 and 13 Jun 2022: Animal Farm auditions
The Autumn production will be Peter Hall's adaptation of Animal Farm by George Orwell. Written in 1943, it still resonates today. Performance dates are 12-15 October, with rehearsals likely to start in early August (not W/B 22/8 when some of us will be in Edinburgh). Auditions will be held on 9 and 13 June 8pm at the hall. If you are interested but cannot make either date, please let Bryony know asap. If you are coming on either date, please go straight through to the back room; The Birds will be in rehearsal on the stage, so please be as quiet as you can.
The play has a number of major and minor roles, and also quite a few 'chorus' roles. Depending on the number of people interested, many parts can be doubled.
Major
Boxer a huge cart horse
Clover a stout motherly mare
Muriel a white goat
Benjamin an old donkey
Mollie a foolish, pretty white mare
Snowball a young vivacious boar
Napoleon a young boar of deep character
Squealer a small fat porker
Minor
Narrator
Mr Jones the farmer
Old Major a large old pig
The Cat
Moses a tame raven
Minimus a pig with a gift for composing songs and poems
The rest
3 young pigs
4 sheep
3 cows
2 hens
a bull
2 pigeons
Mr Whymper
Mr Pilkington
dogs, farmers, other men and animals
NB. The descriptions are Hall's, not mine, and need not necessarily be taken as the last word.
Bryony (Director), 07504 280 953
18 May 2022: Play Reading: Gaslight
All round to Deesh for this one. South of the river folks - are we ready for that much excitement?
4 May 2022: Spring Social
The City Barge; turn up from 7.30pm and mingle. 21 of us turned up for this.
20 April 2022: Auditions for "The Birds"
The Birds, by Conor McPherson, is a tense psychodrama set in the aftermath of an ecological disaster. Birds have turned on humans, few of whom remain. Society has broken down, food is scarce and each person must look out for themselves… In this gripping thriller, based on Daphne du Maurier’s short story (as was Hitchcock’s film), we find two people in an abandoned house, thrown together and figuring out how to survive. But a younger woman turns up and soon the couple’s delicate balance is upset. To further disturb things, a mysterious neighbour also arrives, with unknown intentions.
The play has a cast of four:
Anyone auditioning will need to commit to both runs, as well as all their own costs in Edinburgh, which can be significant. We will be trying to find accommodation for cast and crew but you should think in terms of about £60/night for board, plus travel, food and cost of tickets to see other shows. You will get a performer’s pass that gives you free standby access to any other shows in theSpace venues.
You will also need to commit to daily publicity duties whilst in Edinburgh (unless we sell out before we get there). This involves handing out leaflets for several hours before each performance (which runs from 1600-1700).
Any questions, just ask Paul!
19 Apr 2022: Play Reading: Rapunzel
It's Rapunzel, our 2022 panto script by Ben Crocker once again; he's so good. Pop round to Chris' with a bottle and/or nibbles and let's read to our hearts content. Allison and David can dial in on GMeet and a lot of fun was had, especially by Skye!.
30 Mar-2 Apr 2022: The War of the Worlds
H.G.Wells classic tale as imagined by Orson Welles and re-worked for the 21st century by St Michael's Players. A radio play format to get 2022 under way and give us a mix the classic, old and new. There's lots for everyone to do, please step up and let's get a handle on those pesky martians. All profits and donations to the Ukraine Support - just waiting for the final payments to come in and we'll know how much we raised.
16 Mar 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening which was going to be in person and still can be. However the Covid thing is clinging on for grim death and while Paul (our host) is now through it, Del isn't so she'll be in the garden while we all enjoy her house! We'll read "The Birds" by Conor MacPherson once more as that's our Fringe entrant. Seriously though - those who fear not the C-19 can head over for an in-the-flesh reading and everyone else can attend online. Script here
16 Feb 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening both in person or online. We'll be in person at Bryony's (Antrobus Rd) and online in a zoom call (details emailed to members). In either case, please contribute some liquid refreshment and nibbles. We'll read "Animal Farm" as attached HERE (food in troughs please)
30 Jan 2022: Annual Dinner
Back to some local hostelry for our annual dinner. Here's hoping we're back to socialising again. Subsidised by the group and a fun evening for all. Open to all - more details in the newsletter when we know them
26 Jan 2022: AGM
A chance to review 2021, our 72nd year where we got back on stage and sneaked the panto in, just in time. Probably online again at time of writing.
19 Jan 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening either in person or online, depending on how this Covid thing develops . Either way it will involve friends, wine and nibbles. It was "The War of the Worlds" and that's what the Spring play will be. Excellent. No idea where we held it or who attended. Must have been good fun then. As always. I recall we tried Gogle duo which was not very successful. Onwards.
7-11 Dec 2021: Aladdin
And we are planning this year's world famous panto to be just like it used to be.... but better. Six shows so we won't have to turn anyone away; and another of Ben Crocker's amazing scripts. Without question it will be the usual madcap adventure with chaos and mayhem and lashings of fun. Save the dates as you'll want to see this more than once.
6-9 Oct 2021: Life and Beth
The first Covid casualty re-invigorated to lead us back to the theatre (we hope)
Recently-widowed Beth is looking forward to a quiet Christmas, but her son Martin and sister-in-law Connie have other ideas. Martin tries to manage Beth like his father did, and Connie dives into the red wine. The cat has gone missing, Martin’s girlfriend is willfully mute, and the vicar inadvertently conjures up the ghost of her late husband. Hardly a recipe for a happy Christmas. “I chose this play because I was drawn to the quiet humour, and to Beth’s discovery of her own strength and the charms of independence. The provenance of the ghost (ghosts?) and the fate of Wagstaff have proved fruitful grounds for discussion.” – Bryony Wilman, Director
22 Sep 2021: Under Milk Wood Screening
The committee is very excited to be staging a screening of our very own production of "Under Milk Wood" at The Chiswick Pavilion.
The Pavilion is booked from 7:30pm for an 8pm start. This will be a lovely opportunity for a get together, while seeing many of our faces on the Big Screen! Drinks available to buy and lovely views! Please RSVP to Alastair at alastair.dewar@cgi.com if you're able to make it. See you at the Chiswick Pavilion, Riverside Dr, Chiswick, London W4 2SP on Wednesday 22nd September
16 Sep 2021: Panto Audition
See the 13 Sep entry for all the details, or just turn up and join in, meet everyone and have some fun - after all that's what it's all about
15 Sep 2021: Play Reading
Rearranged from the 8th September due to host Deesh's work commitments. Deesh is kindly lending his Kew abode to our play reading once again and asks that you please RSVP if you're able to make it. The play will be "Night of the Iguana" by Tennessee Williams. Usual 7:30pm for an 8pm start. Hoping to see lots of friendly faces there! Words from Deesh: One parking spot available for cars. Any bicyclists should arrive well l before 8pm as I won't be able to let them in once the reading starts
13 Sep 2021: Panto Audition
At the Centre in the backroom. No prep needed. Just turn up and express an interest as there's lots for everyone to do in this year's Aladdin. I will add a link to an online registration form, just as soon as I work out how to make one.
15 Aug 2021: BBQ
And this year we're invading Ian's marvellous garden. Tickets now available from the ticket kiosk. Can't wait
5 Aug 2021: Play Reading (in person!)
Finally, finally, we can meet up and socialise together and what better way than with a play reading and I don't need to post the play on this page either. All round to Deesh's pad Flat 23, Aura House, 39 Melliss Avenue, Kew Riverside, TW9 4BX with drinks and nibbles. We'll be reading "Come Blow Your Horn" by Neil Simon
10 Jun 2021: Spring Social
Somewhat later than Spring, although given the coldness of this year and the rather inconvenient Covid restrictions (not long now, folks) a little wait has not been a bad thing. Usual deal, turn up and the first drink of something round £5 is on the group. After that, each to their own. And we're at the City Barge again (hurrah)
9 Jun 2021: Play Reading
Another fun evening reading plays on a screen with our friends. It's that super fun play "Noises Off" (should have used mute). Just dial in with the link in the newsletter. Drinks and nibbles provided by your own good self, so no complaints please. The script has arrived and is HERE
12 May 2021: Play Reading
Another play reading and we'll try another panto and this time for real. Please think about ideas for the songs and where we can add some topical jokes and references. Can we change Cairo to Chiswickia? The script will appear here soon, and very fine it is too. Here it is
16 Apr 2021: Under Milk Wood
And one more, let's hope it is the last online play we have to do.... This will be broadcast live and online by St Michael's Players, directed by Alastair and featuring a myriad of characters and costume changes.
10 Mar 2021: Play Reading
We think we're going to be on stage this year and so this one is for real. Join us for Snow White and join us for a laugh, a snigger and a guffaw. Join the meeting online with your wine and nibbles a-plenty. Backdrops and special effects more than welcome. Script here and remember that a fast show is a good show.
24 Feb 2021: Play Reading
Another play reading and this one is in Utku's capable hands. We have "Community Spirit" to read. Armed only with wine, nibbles and your comfiest armchair. Here's the script for you to download
19 Feb 2021: The Importance of being Earnest
Another live, online play from St Michael's Players with Deesh directing to keep us occupied through the cold, dark February nights while covid still runs amok and the vaccine approaches. Come on vaccine, we're rooting for you.
21 Jan 2020: AGM
A chance to review 2020, our 71st year where covid all but wiped out stage theatre. Shouldn't take long!
18 Dec 2020: A Christmas Carol
An amazing online panto experience. So much fun and so different. We didn't sell tickets but rather asked for donations to help the PCC look after the hall AND we continued our run of pantos. We streamed a live zoom session to youtube (See it here) to an audience of 240 on the night and by New Year the show had been seen 1,237 times! Wow.
9 December 2020: Play Reading
Another play reading and it's the Agatha Christie classic "The Mousetrip". Join via the link in your newsletter and here's the script. the_mousetrap__christie_agatha_.pdf That script is a bit messy so here's another version which might be of some use but it's not complete. the_mousetrap__christie_agatha__1.pdf
9-12 Dec 2020: Panto Time again - COVID casualty
Afraid not this year, folks. Worst impact of this virus, ever
12 Nov 2020: Play Reading
Another play reading and this time it's a classic (like Snow White isn't??). Download the script and follow the link in your newsletter (ask a member for the link if you want to join in). Here's the script folks. under_milk_wood__thomas_dylan_.pdf
4 November 2020: Play Reading
We decided to perform an online panto this year and this sudden playreading event is to give the script a quick run-through among ourselves before we get into rehearsals. The meeting link is in your members newsletter and the script you'll need is here. xmas_carol_update2.pdf
15 Oct 2020: Play Reading
Yes, while it's COVID time, activities are all online. Same as before, just head to the Zoom room (details in the last newsletter, or ask us via the contact link). We're reading Snow White by Nick Lawrence (yes, that one) and nothing can go wrong.
7-10 Oct 2020: Autumn Production - COVID casualty
14 and 17 Sep 2020: Panto Audition - COVID casualty
20 Aug 2020: Play Reading
Same as ever, turn up and enjoy a play reading. The only change being we'll all be at our own homes and drinking our own supplies while reading "Mixed Doubles"; a treatise on marriage. And a play we performed in April 1991 in the old hall. Plenty of parts for everyone. To join in the fun and meet us please ask for the meeting link via the contact option in the main menu.
9 Aug 2020: BBQ - COVID casualty
BBQ time in some glorious sunshine and someone's garden - could it be Merv's again?
13 and 16 Jul 2020: Autumn Play Audition - COVID casualty
24-27 Jun 2020: Summer Production - COVID casualty
10 Jun 2020: Play Reading - COVID casualty
Play and venue to be decided. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
6 May 2020: Play Reading - COVID casualty
Play and venue to be decided. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
28 April 2020: Spring Social - COVID casualty
All round to the City Barge once again for a drink and a yarn in good company. Bring friends and family and new members; they're all welcome in a relaxed situation. Come and meet us. Start at about 8pm
1-4 Apr 2020: Spring Production - COVID casualty
Recently-widowed Beth is looking forward to a quiet Christmas, but her son Martin and sister-in-law Connie have other ideas. Martin tries to manage Beth like his father did, and Connie dives into the red wine. The cat has gone missing, Martin’s girlfriend is willfully mute, and the vicar inadvertently conjures up the ghost of her late husband. Hardly a recipe for a happy Christmas. “I chose this play because I was drawn to the quiet humour, and to Beth’s discovery of her own strength and the charms of independence. The provenance of the ghost (ghosts?) and the fate of Wagstaff have proved fruitful grounds for discussion.” – Bryony Wilman, Director
And this was postponed on 16 March thanks to the Coronavirus pandemic. To be resurrected once we know what's what.
23 and 26 Mar 2020: Summer Play Audition
We're putting on "The Birds" by Conor MacPherson and yes it is the same story upon which the film was based; see below for more story details. No audition preparation needed, simply arrive and head to the back room, quietly as Life and Beth will be rehearsing, and we'll take it from there. This show will be performed here and then later in Edinburgh. Participants are expected to be available for both productions.
11 Mar 2020: Play Reading
"In the Next Room" by Sarah Ruhl or the vibrator play is a comedy about marriage, intimacy, and electricity. Set in the 1880s at the dawn of the age of electricity and based on the bizarre historical fact that doctors used vibrators to treat 'hysterical' women (and some men), the play centers on a doctor and his wife and how his new therapy affects their entire household. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat. That someone is Jo and the address is 9 Thames Village
19 Feb 2020: Belly Dancing Workshop
Hulya will help us get our bellies working at the hall. Sounds like fun and I've certainly got enough belly. Blimey - we shook ourselves to pieces.
5 Feb 2020: Play Reading
Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
The Birds is a claustrophobic psychodrama based, like Hitchcock’s film, on a short story by Daphne du Maurier, about a world in which birds turn on humans. Two strangers are trapped together in an abandoned house, trying to survive. As a relationship between them begins to develop, a young woman turns up and disrupts the delicate balance. In a post-apocalyptic world, your survival may mean someone else’s death.
Conor MacPherson is a brilliant writer, famous for The Weir and The Girl From The North Country (currently in the West End).
The play calls for 2M, 1F, all middle-aged and 1F mid-twenties
26 Jan 2020: Annual Dinner
Back to the Queen's Head for our annual dinner again. Subsidised by the group and a fun evening will be had by all. Arranged by Fleur and open to all
23 Jan 2020: AGM
A chance to review 2019, our 70th year of existence. At the Centre, as usual
15 Jan 2020: Screening of "Salad Days"
Mainly for the cast, we're showing "Salad Days" on the big screen at Chiswick Pavilion (Riverside Drive, Chiswick, W4 2SP).
7.00PM Venue open
7.45PM Screening starts
8.45PM (approx) 20 minute interval
9.05PM (approx) Second half starts
11.00PM Bar close
11.20PM Venue close
Bar will be open, with a selection of draught and bottled beer, wine, spirits and soft drinks. Cash and card accepted (not Amex).
Bar snacks available (crisps, nuts, chocolate bars and protein bars).
For those on dry January there's low alcohol lager, IPA, G&T and Tom Collins available.
BLURB:
There are bar snacks available however if you want a more substantial snack please bring it with you.
are welcome along with anyone else who's interested in seeing the production.
13 and 16 Jan 2020: Spring Auditions
At the Centre for our Spring Production. No preparation needed; just turn up and go for it.
10-14 Dec 2019: Panto time "Treasure Island" by Ben Crocker
Another Ben Crocker, our 21st panto and an epic panto too. We lost the Thursday show for a general election and achieved as emphatic a result too. Our first standing ovation for a panto - how amazing was that? How to improve on that?
16-19 Oct 2019: Autumn Production: "Experiments with an Air Pump" by Shelagh Sephenson
Our third Shelagh Stephenson play, so she's obviously doing something we like. Auditions soon and then it's go, go, go. Sign up as a member to get audition notices. The play is set in a Newcastle-on-Tyne house, in 1799 and 1999, and looks at the dilemmas facing scientists (and women) in the two eras, and the dangers involved in seeking knowledge regardless of the possible human cost. In 1799 there are scientific experiments, furtive romance and farcical amateur dramatics; in 1999, there are questions raised by genetic engineering, and a disturbing discovery in the cellar.
9 and 12 Sep 2019: Panto Auditions
19-24 Aug 2019: Special Anniversary Production "The Long Road" By Shelagh Stephenson
14-15 Aug 2019: Special Anniversary Production "The Long Road" By Shelagh Stephenson
A special reprise of The Long Road which we decided to make our first foray to the Edinburgh Fringe. Two local shows by way of a rehearsal for the tour at the Centre and then on to the Fringe. Some full on marketing for this and a few nice long reviews all to help us sell our tickets. These reviews can be found on the Archive page
11 Aug 2019: Summer BBQ
At Merv's again. Great - tickets must be bought so we know numbers and they are on sale now. We've labelled the button "Summer BBQ" and that's the way to go. Arrive from 1pm and the grub should be ready for 1.30pm. Buy tickets, bring drinks and please bring any garden chairs you can get your hands on.
18 and 22 July 2019: Auditions for the Autumn Play
After looking at various possibilities, we settled on the first play we looked at, “An Experiment with An Air Pump” by Shelagh Stephenson, to be directed by Bryony Wilman. Production dates are 16-19 October
Synopsis: The play is set in a Newcastle-on-Tyne house, in 1799 and 1999, and looks at the dilemmas facing scientists (and women) in the two eras, and the dangers involved in seeking knowledge regardless of the possible human cost. In 1799 there are scientific experiments, furtive romance and farcical amateur dramatics; in 1999, there are questions raised by genetic engineering, and a disturbing discovery in the cellar.
Characters
1799
• Joseph Fenwick, physician, scientist, radical, fifties
• Susannah Fenwick, his wife, forties
• Harriet )
• Maria. ) their twin daughters, twenty
• Peter Mark Roget, physician, scientist (later of Thesaurus fame), twenties
• Thomas Armstrong, physician, scientist, twenties
• Isobel Bridie, a Scots servant with a twisted spine, twenties
1999
• Ellen, a scientist, forties. Doubled with Susannah
• Tom, an English lecturer, fifties. Doubled with Fenwick
• Phil, a Geordie builder, twenties. Doubled with Armstrong
• Kate, a scientist, friend of Ellen, mid-twenties. Doubled with Harriet
Auditions are 18 and 22 July from 8-9pm at the Centre (in the back room, since TLR will be rehearsing in the hall). If you can’t make either of those dates, please let Bryony know asap - 07504 280953 or bryonyw@ntlworld.com. We want to cast and hold at least one read-through before some of us head for Edinburgh.
10 Jul 2019: Play Reading
Off to the other Chris' house for this one. 38 Wolsey Road with wine and nibbles please. Another option for our Autumn play and it is "And Evermore Shall Be So" by Norman Robbins. And some wine tasting too.
25-29 Jun 2019: Summer Production: “Salad Days” by Dorothy Reynolds and Julian Slade
It's an awesome amount of awesomeness in our outdoor, musical, extravaganza, 70th-birthday-celebration centrepiece. That's enough adjectives for now. All done now, but what an amazing show this was. Checkout the reviews and pictures in the archives.
5 Jun 2019: Play Reading
Time to read our panto script. Head for Chris' house on Riverview Road with a bottle and a smile for our first brush with our annual, world-famous panto.
8 May 2019: Play Reading
This time it is "East Lynne"; another candidate for the Autumn production and we'll be reading it round at Malcolm's house near the Copper Cow. A fun evening, a good turn out and a super venue.
1 May 2019: Spring Social
All round to the City Barge once again for a drink and a yarn in good company. As ever, friends and family and new members all welcome in a relaxed situation. Come and meet us. Start at about 8pm
3-6 April 2019: Spring Production: “Colder than Here” by Laura Wade
A BLACK COMEDY ABOUT LIFE, DEATH AND NOT COPING VERY WELL WITH EITHER
Join us this April for the first production of our 70th year - Laura Wade's beautifully poised intimate family drama Colder Than Here. First performed at the Soho Theatre, London, in 2005, Wade’s original and beautifully observed play balances raw emotion with a deliciously delicate black humour.
Nobody can ignore the fact that Myra is dying, but in the meantime, life goes on. There are boilers to be fixed, cats to be fed and the perfect funeral to be planned. As a mother researches burial spots and biodegradable coffins, her family are finally forced to communicate with her, and each other, as they face up to an unpredictable future.
6 Feb 2019: Play Reading
“An Experiment with an Air Pump” by Shelagh Stevenson, 7.30 for 8pm, at Bryony’s, 95 Antrobus Road, W4 5NQ. This is a contender for the autumn, so let’s have a good turn-out. The title may sound a little dry, but the play isn’t. Bring whatever you like to drink, and nibbles too please.
29 and 31 Jan 2019: Auditions for Salad Days
As for all our plays. Being held at St Paul's Church (Grove Park Rd) this time. Turn up from 8pm
27 Jan 2019: Annual Dinner
This happens on the last Sunday in Jan and is open to all members and partners. Venue will be local to Chiswick and is still under discussion. The society subsidises the meal by about £5 per head.
24 Jan 2019: AGM
At the Centre from 8pm. This is a formal review of 2018 however thoughts also inevitably turn to the year ahead too. More than any other event this is our opportunity to discuss the society’s direction. We’d love as many people as possible to attend. And we would also love to consider new nominations for the committee
7 and 10 Jan 2019: Auditions for “Colder than Here”
Paul Smith is directing, Turn up at the Centre from 8pm. Scripts are provided and no preparation is required. Show dates are 3-6 April.
1 Jan 2019
The start of our 70th year
5-8 Dec 2018: Jack and the Beanstalk
Yet more panto fun and another title we've not done before. Ben Crocker provides the script and Jane is directing us this year and the band returns with an extra guitar. Sounds excellent.
8-9 Nov 2018: My Darling Boy
To mark the centenary of the end of WW1 St Michael’s Church; in association with St Michael’s Players, are delighted to be presenting My Darling Boy – A One Act play by Rev Martine Oborne. We previously performed this four years ago, and this very special production will be performed over two nights at the beginning of November in St Michael’s Church, Elmwood Road, Chiswick.
Rev Martine Oborne shares her inspiration and the plays’ important message: “Just before the centenary of the start of the First World War, I began to reflect on the words the I say at Remembrance services every November – Binyon's words – At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. It suddenly struck me that we could not remember the thirty-three men listed on our church monument that lost their lives in WW1; because we knew nothing about their stories. So, we applied for some funding from The Heritage Lottery Fund and set about recapturing these stories. After about a year of work, we had traced descendants, poured over archives and unearthed all kinds of artefacts - from cigarette boxes to letters to fading photographs. We put all this together to produce an exhibition and a book called 'Heroes of Chiswick.' But still I didn't feel this quite communicated the experience of the whole community of the parish in the war years - when sons, brothers and fathers were away and when so many lost their lives or suffered so dreadfully. So, I wrote the short play "My Darling Boy.”
10-13 Oct 2018: Spirit Level
Where do you go if you are dead but have been turned away from the Pearly Gates because you are an atheist? For Jack and Susie the choice is their weekend retreat in deepest Hampshire, where Jack, a successful author, wrote many of his novels. But the afterlife can be pretty dull if you can’t eat, sleep, make love etc, and they bicker as much as they probably did before they died in a boating accident.
Their only fun is frightening away any new occupants and winding up the pompous estate agent responsible for trying to let the cottage without revealing why previous tenants have tended to leave in a hurry. But then Flic and Simon, an unsuccessful author, come along, and Jack and Susie find themselves getting involved in the young couple’s lives. Throw in Flic’s ghastly mother and a harassed guardian angel and things get even more interesting.
It’s not exactly a battle between good and evil, but points are made about living vicariously, for both the quick and the dead, snobbery and selfishness. Directed by Bryony.
19 Aug 2018: Summer BBQ
Another fun-filled day in the sun at Merv's lovely garden. Lots of lovely BBQ food and some great puddings too.
29-30 June 2018: The 39 Steps
Directed by Marc Pearce we have "The 39 Steps" by Joe Landry. Inspired by Hitchcock's classic tale and performed as a live period radio play, this romantic thriller is a fast-paced ride through the signature world of the Master of Suspense. Richard Hannay is visiting 1930s London when he meets Annabella Smith, who is on the run from foreign agents, after a disturbance at a music hall. Later that night, Annabella is murdered and Hannay must then try to break the spy ring and prove his innocence. From an epic train chase to a feisty love interest, Hannay has his work cut out for him as he searches for the truth about The 39 Steps.
13 Jun 2018: Play Reading
And it will be Jack and the Beanstalk getting a good reading in public this time. Reading at Jane's house which is 77 Sutton Court Road. Arrive from 7.30pm and we'll start the fun at 8pm. Now remember. Pace is needed and come in fast, full of confidence and let's hear the whole line - and no silly voices either (please)
9 May 2018: Play Reading
We'll read our Autumn production, Spirit Level by Pam Valentine. We have read some of this before, but not the whole thing. Basically, it is a rather charming ghost story. We have performed a couple Pam Valentine’s plays before: A Dog’s Life and Alternative Accommodation. Venue is Sue's house and that is 202 Sutton Court Road. Bring friends and refreshments as required.
2 May 2018: Summer Social
And once again; is it really one year since we last met? All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising. First drink is on us so why not come around and join in? 8pm start and then just socialise. Feel free to bring friends along and any new members; this is a great way to meet us in a friendly setting.
25-28 Apr 2018: "The Long Road" by Shelagh Stephenson
Powerful play about restorative justice. Interview with our director, Paul Smith, and cast members Alastair Dewar and Louis Bricusse with Buzzfeed is HERE
From the Telegraph's 2008 review we have "It concerns the random stabbing of an 18-year-old boy by a girl of the same age one night in a London shop while she was out of her head on drugs. She asked for a pound, he told her to eff off, and was knifed in the heart for his brusqueness.It's the kind of story one reads with scary regularity these days. The details are fictional, but the play, which focuses equally on both the killer and the family whose lives have been ruined by her action, is the product of careful research and has the satisfying smack of authenticity.
Stephenson spent many hours talking to victims and perpetrators of violent crime, visiting prisons and collaborating with the Forgiveness Project, a charity working in the fields of reconciliation and restorative justice. The result is an astonishingly raw and affecting play that is clearly intent on opening hearts and minds without ever becoming preachy. It has already toured to prisons, and seems to me a work that can do nothing but good.
Stephenson harrowingly shows how the victim's shattered family are mentally and emotionally stabbed over and over again by the loss of their son, and when the mother, who knows that her desire for revenge is corroding her from within, decides to meet her son's killer in jail, her husband is both incredulous and furious.
She persists anyway, and at first it all goes disastrously wrong. Gradually, painfully, tentative progress is made towards mutual understanding, but Stephenson never sentimentalises her tough subject matter and leaves little doubt about how hard full forgiveness is likely to prove. As the play title insists, it's a long road."
7 Mar 2018: Play Reading
"The Unexpected Guest" by Agatha Christie round at Bryony's house. 7.30pm arrival for an 8pm start. Bring friends, bottles, nibbles, family, etc and join in the fun.
2 Mar 2018: Dance Evening
Another evening in the company of Kele Baker. Argentinian Tango to refresh our minds in case we'd forgotten everything from 2 years ago. The snow did not help attendance but a good time was had by all.
8 Feb 2018: Auditions for "The Long Road"
These are being held at Jane's which can be found at 77 Sutton Court Road, W4 3EQ. No preparation required. Turn up and read for any and all the parts, if you want to. 5 parts (2m, 3f) and they are
7 Feb 2018: Play Reading
We'll be reading our Spring production "The Long Road" by Shelagh Stephenson. Another social event which Merv is hosting at his. 67 St Mary's Road, Chiswick, W4 3LW. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Bring friends and partners and especially welcome to anyone wondering what we do and who we are - feel free to come along and join in the fun. Bring a bottle and/or some nibbles.
28 Jan 2018: Annual Dinner
Our annual dinner and once again it's all back to the Pilot for another fun filled evening in each other's company. Details and tickets on sale. 25 of us had a good time and there was a little bit of food left over (phew!)
25 Jan 2018: AGM
A formal review of 2018 at the Centre
18 Jan 2018: Technical Workshop
All about how the sound and light system works. At the hall presented by Mark
6-9 Dec 2017: "Camelot the Panto" by Ben Crocker
Panto comes to Chiswickia once again. Morgan le Fay kidnaps Genevieve and it's up to Sir Laughalot, King Arthur, Merlin and assorted panto people to rescue her from a fate worse than a knight in Actonia. With invisible knights, ghosts, magic, talking snakes, magic potions and haunted bedrooms, this is another show not to be missed. More fun and games just like last year - only better!
27-30 Sept 2017: "Time and the Conways" by JB Priestley
Directed by the legendary Paul Smith and featuring St Michael's Players' top talent showing off as per usual. Great play with lots to think about.
The year is 1919, and Kay Conway is celebrating her 21st birthday with a party. She and the rest of her family are eagerly anticipating their futures, after the war, and all have high expectations of what they will become.
Nineteen years later, they are reunited in the family home in very different circumstances, to see what becomes of their pre-war plans and aspirations.
Returning to the same party of 1919, it becomes clear how they were all, unconsciously, shaping their individual and collective futures.
Through the lens of time, JB Priestley’s family drama explores the social and political history of England between the wars, and the class – ridden nature of society at the time. It contemplates the relationship between the past, present and future, and reflects on how people can unwittingly destroy themselves and others.
28 Sep 2017: Movement Workshop
Another evening of learning for us all. Movement workshop concentrating on how to look and move as an older/younger person. Numbers limited to 15. If you're keen, let Jane know on jeapr2007@yahoo.co.uk. 8pm at the hall ready to start promptly please.
18 and 21 Sep 2017:
Auditions for our Christmas Panto. "Camelot: The Panto" by Ben Crocker. More merry mayhem starts here. 8pm at the hall in the back room.
6 Sep 2017: Voice Workshop
Another evening at the Centre with Lloyd Wylde doing some voice work. Same set up as before, just turn up and enjoy yourself while being given silly things to do.
11, 14 Sept 2017
Panto Auditions at the Centre - back room. No prep required - just be yourself.
13 Aug 2017: Summer BBQ
All round to Merv's again
19-22 Jul 2017: "Singing in the Wilderness" by David Compton and "Alternative Accommodation" by Pam Valentine
Two short plays presented in one show followed by a picnic at your table. You bring the picnic and we bring the plays.
28 Jun 2017: Play Reading
Play readings are a social way for us to get together every now and then to both have a natter and to read any play that takes our fancy whether or not it's under consideration for production. Everyone and friends are more than welcome from 7.30pm onwards (bring a bottle and or some nibbles). Scripts are provided and parts are shared around so everyone can have a go. It's our panto this time: Camelot; the Panto and we'll be at Chris'. 3 Riverview Road, W4 3QH
10 May 2017: Play Reading
All round to Utku this time to read our Autumn Play; "Time and the Conways". Another cracking play and a good turnout too although the spelling on show in the garden was a tad unexpected. Tch kids of today, eh? So that's the Autumn play sorted and how good it is too although we'll be needing some snappy set changes. Can't wait for this one.
8 and 11 May: Summer Production Auditions
With two plays in production, there's a ton of parts on offer. Production dates are 17-22 July, rehearsals on Mondays and Thursdays and now all we need is you. Auditions at St Michael's Centre, Elmwood Road, W4 3DZ. Sheila and Bryony are our directors.
4 May 2017: Summer Social
All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising. First drink is on us so why not come around and join in? 8pm start and then just socialise. Feel free to bring friends along and any new members; this is a great way to meet us in a friendly setting.
24 Apr 2017: Voice Workshop
Hosted by our voice coach, Lloyd Wylde, an evening of fun and games learning about the voice and having a hoot to boot. Prompt start at 8pm. Nice to see some new faces too - welcome to the group.
12 Apr 2017: Play Reading
Play readings are a social way for us to get together every now and then to both have a natter and to read any play that takes our fancy whether or not it's under consideration for production. Everyone and friends are more than welcome from 7.30pm onwards (bring a bottle and or some nibbles). Scripts are provided and parts are shared around so everyone can have a go. Play and Venue TBA
29 Mar-1 Apr 2017: Confusions by Alan Ayckbourn
Directed by Jane Atkinson. Confusions is actually a set of five interlinked one act plays: Mother Figure, Drinking Companion, Between Mouthfuls, Gosforth’s Fete and Talk in the Park, each play deals riotously, but with sharply pointed undertones, with human eccentricities and the human dilemma of loneliness; a mother unable to escape from baby talk, a disastrous fete, an unsuccessful seduction attempt, a fate fraught dinner encounter and the final play sums up with five self immolated characters on park benches.
8 Mar 2017: Play Reading
Back to Jo's again, this time to read a bit of "Fracked" and a bit of "Singing in the Wilderness". Both are contenders for production one of these days once we can get a license that is. Arrive from 7.30pm with a bottle and/or some nibbles. Friends are welcome to these evenings and it's a great way to meet us.
8 Feb 2017: Play Reading
And it's off to Jo's, that's 9 Thames Village where we'll read "Cold Comfort Farm" by Paul Dourst. This is a candidate for our Autumn production this year so come and join the fun. Arrive from 7.30pm with a bottle and/or some nibbles. Friends are welcome to these evenings and it's a great way to meet us.
29 Jan 2017: Annual Dinner
All off to the newly-refurbished Wellesley Room (the one we had 2 years ago) at The Pilot for the Sunday evening. Tickets only £19 per head, excluding drinks. Open to all members and their guests. Good turn out of 26 and a fine time was had by all. Oxtail and dumplings, fish pie and a vegetarian curry. All fab.
23 Jan 2017: AGM
All down to the Centre to see how we got on in 2016. Very well it seems
16 Jan 2017: Thoughts of Directing
An evening to discuss aspects of play direction with input from directing guests covering all aspects of direction. From 8pm at the Hall with these topics:
9 and 12 Jan 2017: Auditions
Auditions for Confusions at the Centre
7-10 Dec 2016: Beauty and the Beast by Ben Crocker
Panto time. What is Beauty doing with the Beast and where's the Prince gone? While we're here, what has the wicked witch, Malabelle, been up to? And will the band of rescuers arrive in time and just who are they saving from whom? All will be revealed in this rompin', stompin', hootin', tootin', high fallutin' panto. Put an evening aside or come to the matinee on Saturday
26 October 2016: Play Reading
Looks like we're reading "Confusions" by Alan Ayckbourn this time. Venue TBA. This is also planned as our Spring play...
5-8 Oct 2016: The Ladykillers by Graham Lineham
The Ladykillers is a classic black comedy; a sweet little old lady, alone in her house, is pitted against a gang of criminal misfits who will stop at nothing to pull off the heist of their lives. Posing as amateur musicians, Professor Marcus and his criminal gang rent rooms in the lopsided house of the sweet but strict Mrs Wilberforce. The villains plot to involve her, unwittingly, in Marcus' brilliantly conceived heist job. Mrs Wilberforce becomes wise to their ruse and Marcus concludes that there is only one way to keep the old lady quiet. With only her parrot, General Gordon, Mrs Wilberforce is trapped alone with five desperate men. Who will be forced to face the music?
5 and 8 Sep 2016:
Auditions for our Christmas Panto
22 Aug 2016: Combat Workshop
A bit of fun as we learn to have fights on stage. After all there's no problem having them off stage so why so difficult on stage? Let's find out at the hall
14 Aug 2016
Summer BBQ round at Merv's again
13-16 Jul 2016: Abandonment by Kate Atkinson
Kate Atkinson (winner of the Whitbread Book of the Year 1995) is well known as one of Britain’s leading novelists. In this, her only full-length play, she continues to examine the collision of the past and the present and the changing place of women.
1 Jun 2016: Play Reading
Beauty and the Beast by Ben Crocker at Chris'
18 May 2016: Summer Social
All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising
12 and 16 May 2016: Auditions
Auditions for Abandonment at the Centre , Elmwood Road, W4 3DY
9 May 2016: Play Reading
The Ladykillers by Graham Linehan at Marc's (39 Burlington Road (5 Langley House), W4 4BE)
20-23 Apr 2016: Vanity Fair adapted by Declan Donnellan
A brilliant distillation of William Thackeray's massive novel, satirising greed and social climbing in Regency England. The central character is Becky Sharp, a penniless orphan determined to grab any opportunity to improve her position. The play is fast-paced, with songs, humour, multi-tasking actors and action from London to India and onto Brussels on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo.
13 Apr 2016: Play Reading
Abandonment by Kate Atkinson at Elizabeth's
8 Feb: AGM
A recap of 2015 and another excuse to catch up and pop into the pub
29 Jan 2016: Annual Dinner
We'll try a Friday this year so we don't have to cut it short or worry about Monday's work stuff. Get it in your diary
11 and 14 Jan 2016:
Auditions for our Spring Production "Vanity Fair". Based on the classic book and allowing lots and lots of people to have a part. From 8pm at the Centre, Elmwood Road, W4 3DZ
6 Jan 2016
Play Reading at Chris' to see what we think about "Vanity Fair" and/or "Gaslight" for Spring. Usual format - all round for some social fun and some drama too. Bring nibbles and a drinky or two. 49 Sutton Court, Chiswick
9-12 Dec 2015: Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves
Another world-famous panto from the team at St Michael's. This year's hottest ticket in London, no in the UK. Ali Baba tries to win Safiya's heart while avoiding the murderous Mustafa Leikh and his horde of 40 thieves. Plenty of panto merriment for all.
4 Nov 2015: Play Reading
More play readings for us. This time we're reading "Boeing-Boeing" and it's all happening at Jonathan's place done on Strand on the Green. Real address: 1a Hearne Rd, W4 3NJ for more of that social fun. Start turning up at 7.30 as we'll be fighting for space and a glass.
14-17 Oct 2015: Treasure Island by Mickey Morgan
"As the 18th century drew to a close, a generation of bold young men set sail from the ports of southern England, bent on a life of adventure, loot.... and bloody murder. The most of infamous of these was Captain Flint, who for years reigned terror upon the merchants of the Spanish Main. Now, long after his death, his bloodthirsty crew scattered to the winds; rumours persist of a fabulous treasure, 'Flints fist', buried in secret upon a lonely island. And somewhere, somewhere.... there is a map"
25 Sept 2015: Rock 'n' Roll Dance Evening
Following on from the success of the tango evening a few months ago, Kele Baker will be returning to give us another dance lesson, on 25 September, this time featuring jive (rock'n'roll). It will be £5 on the door, bring whatever you want to drink and nibble. It was great fun last time, so do come along
14 and 17 Sept: Panto Auditions
These auditions will concentrate on the spoken parts, chorus and non-singing principals (there are one or two). In the Hall again in the back room
13 Sept: Panto Auditions (singing)
The first panto auditions open at 1.30pm and will concentrate on your amazing singing ability. Anyone looking for a principal part will need some singing ability. We'll keep going until everyone's had a chance. More details later about what to prepare.
2 Sept 2015: Play Reading
More of that same fun and hilarity at Bryony's. "One Man, Two Guvnors" by Richard Bean. Start turning up at 7.30 as we'll be fighting for space and a glass. 95 Antrobus Road, W4 5NQ
24 and 27 August 2015: Auditions for "Treasure Island"
At the centre again. More details nearer the time and, as usual, it is only necessary to attend one of these. Unless you really made a mess of the first one that is
12 Aug 2015: August Play Reading
This time we're reading "The Titfield Thunderbolt" at Guy's place. 48 Ernest Gardens, W4 3QU. Bring a bottle or some crisps or other nibbles or refreshments. This play is a candidate for production in 2016
9 Aug 2015: Summer BBQ
All round to 67 St Mary's Grove, W4 3LW for a BBQ, a drink, a chat and lots of merrymaking. The Players will provide the food and all you need to do is bring some refreshments. As we need numbers for catering, please buy a ticket online - these only cost £1 and will go towards the food. Let's start at 12 midday
1-4 July 2015: Midsummer Night's Dream
St Michael's ventures outdoors with our first ever Shakespeare play, in sixty five years. The venue is the lovely gardens of St Paul's church on Hartington Road and it's a picnic on a blanket or bring chairs to join the dress circle. Tickets now available.
3 Jun 2015: Play Reading
Another evening of jolly play reading and this time we're off to Merv's again. We're reading "Travesties" by Tom Stoppard. Bring yourself, a friend, a bottle and some nibbles and just join in. 67 St Mary's Grove, W4 3LW
20 May 2015: Spring Social
All down to "One over the Ait" for a social get together. A time to meet, greet, socialise and generally have a good time. New members encouraged along with friends. One drink each will be provided by the society as a bit of a thank you for your support
11 May: AGM
At the Centre, let's see how we did in 2014 and also let's hear everyone else's views
6 May 2015: Play Reading
"Ali Baba" this time and that's this year's panto. First outing so we can hear what it sounds like and I can start thinking about characters, the gags, the dynamics and the song choices. All round to Chris' at 49 Sutton Court, W4 3JE
27 and 30 April 2015: Auditions for "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Auditions for our Summer Extravaganza to be held at the Centre from 8pm on each evening. Turn up and find out if Lady Luck is smiling at you.
23-25 April 2015: Spring Production
"Visiting Hour" by Richard Harris. Tickets now available through the "Ticket" link above
1 Apr 2015: Play Reading
"39 Steps" by John Buchan. Lots of parts and plenty of high jinks and capers in this epic adventure tale. All round to Jo's this time, 9 Thames Village, W4 3UE. Bring a bottle and/or some nibbles
29 March 2015: Shakespeare Workshop
For anyone who’s never acted in a Shakespeare play before and might feel a tad uncertain about it, or for those who have and who love it - this workshop is a must. It will blow away any fears and whet your appetite for our summer production of Midsummer's Night Dream. Under the guidance of Yvonne Morley, highly acclaimed voice teacher and vocal coach and until recently Head of Voice at LAMDA, you will take a fresh look at working with Shakespeare texts and have fun in the process. All welcome!
PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU CAN MAKE IT SO THAT WE KNOW HOW MANY TO EXPECT.
When: 7pm-9pm
Where: Anny Pilates Studio
188-192, sutton Court Road, Grove Park Studios
Chiswick W4 3HR
And Afterwards: The Station House
The studio is just opposite Chiswick mainline Station - come out, cross road, turn left and the opening to the studios is just on your right. The E3 and 272 buses stop nearby
4 Mar 2015: Play Reading
More of that same fun and hilarity only this time at Bryony's pad.
"Daisy Pulls It Off" by Denise Deegan.
"Energetic Daisy Meredith, a girl from a poor background, is forced to face and overcome snobbish prejudice and schoolgirl pranks from the wealthier girls. She and her best friend, zany Trixie Martin, search for the missing treasure that could save the fortunes of the exclusive Grangewood School for Young Ladies" so says Wikipedia and who are we to argue?
St Michael's Players entreat you to join them on this most wizard of japes. You'll accompany Daisy at her new school and experience the friendship, competition, jealousy, adventure and high drama including a scary cliff edge. 5 shows so there's no reason to miss it.
16 Aug 2023: Play Reading
More of the same thing. Lots of socialising while we do our best to read “The Government Inspector” or A Little Local Difficulty, adapted by Philip Goulding from Nikolai Gogol’s classic comedy, which Guy Fairbank is keen to direct in 2024. The script can be obtained by emailing Guy OR see the group whatsapp chat.
A Mayor and his officials are alarmed to hear rumours of the arrival of a government inspector, travelling "incognito". It is brought to their attention that an apparently penniless rake and his servant are lodging at a local inn. Despite being unable to even pay their bill, this unlikely couple suddenly find themselves being treated like royalty by the sycophantic mayor and his cronies. The "Government Inspector" eventually rides away a good deal richer, having sampled for free the best hospitality the town could muster, including not just the finest food and wine, but also the feverishly competitive adoration of the mayor's wife and daughter. When the truth is revealed the Mayor and his officials are publicly humiliated. Finally, as if all of this wasn't devastating enough, a messenger appears to announce the arrival of a real Government Inspector.
A play for 8 actors (4F 4M) but 10 possible (5F 5M)
Venue: Rachel has kindly offered to host at 34 Rylett Road, W12 9SS. Bring whatever you want to drink, and perhaps some nibbles. 7.30pm for 8pm start. NB. Rachel has lodgers who need their beauty sleep, so anyone wanting to party on, will have to find somewhere else to do it!
13 Aug 2023: Annual BBQ
Here’s the way it works on Sunday 13 Aug. Ian very kindly lends us his house and garden and he also BBQs for us. Brilliant. Ian supplies green salad, potatoes, a fruit compote and another fruit dish and Bryony is baking a cake for us. Could we please ask everyone else for some starters/nibbles and other salads? Thanks to the group subsidising the event, tickets for this fun day cost £2.50 each and they come in meat and vegetarian options. It’s always really good fun in the sun. Please buy tickets early so we know how many to cater for. Head to "tickets" above and buy your “BBQ Tickets”. Partners and friends welcome
13 Jul 2023 Autumn play Auditions
OH JUBILATE! Hot on the heels of our internationally-ground-breaking-RSC-leading production of Romeo et Juliet, here come the auditions for Daisy Pulls It Off. Auditions at the Hall, 8pm as usual. And here is the script to download.
Anyone who was at the play reading knows that it will be a riot to perform (and I hope rehearse!) There are around 18 characters but lots of doubling/tripling so prob 8-10 cast members, can stretch that if people want cameos. Lots of ‘group’ activities too.
If you can’t make Mon/Thurs let me know and I’ll work around you. Also any questions just call 07941 374406.
Rehearsals start July 31, show 4-7 Oct.
12 Jul 2023: Play Reading
Another panto reading and it’s Mother Goose this time. All round to Chris’ for a panto reading at the height of summer. This time you’ll have to bring your own gin and tonic though. That is 3 Riverview Road, W4 3QH where the front door should be working and a link allowing you to download the script is HERE
10 Jul 2023 Autumn play Auditions
OH JUBILATE! Hot on the heels of our internationally-ground-breaking-RSC-leading production of Romeo et Juliet, here come the auditions for Daisy Pulls It Off. Auditions at the Hall, 8pm as usual. And here is the script to download.
Anyone who was at the play reading knows that it will be a riot to perform (and I hope rehearse!) There are around 18 characters but lots of doubling/tripling so prob 8-10 cast members, can stretch that if people want cameos. Lots of ‘group’ activities too.
If you can’t make Mon/Thurs let me know and I’ll work around you. Also any questions just call 07941 374406.
Rehearsals start July 31, show 4-7 Oct.
5-8 Jul 2023: Romeo and Juliet
“My grave is like to be my wedding bed.” – Juliet, impatiently awaiting the consumation of her marriage to Romeo
Romeo and Juliet, in their teens, raced against Time (the most frequently used noun in Shakespeare’s plays), but what could they really know of the perils of Time running out? They imagined Time was against them because they did not have the life experience to know better. But what happens when our two lovers meet when Time really is running its course, when they are in their last stages of life and have reached a point when old grudges no longer matter, when love can course freely through the veins because both lovers know that each day might be their last?
The original story of Romeo & Juliet from which Shakespeare took his inspiration covered the course of four months; Shakespeare shortened the timeframe to just four days, with explosive and tragic results. Old wounds, old jealousies, old enmity are all written out of meaning, leaving behind scar tissue that builds up from generation to generation, until the players are ossified against one another for reasons they can’t even remember.
What happens to our lovers, how they bend and burn for one another, and how their actions affect all of the younger generations, is the arc we shall seek to explore in this explosive, claustrophobic tale, set in the present in a retirement community in West London called Verona Walls, where personal affronts and barbed hurts have had far too long to fester.
24 May 2023: Play Reading
This time it's "Daisy Pulls it Off" which we're considering for the Autumn production. Arrive at 7.30pm for a prompt start at 8pm and bring some wine and nibbles too. As we're at Neil's place (35 Bassein Park Rd) this time there's likely to be a spot of G&T for us to enjoy too. Get there early before it's gone. And here is the script to download and read
3 May 2023: Spring Social
Another evening in our own company at the City Barge. 23 folks turned up and a fine time was had by all
29 Mar - 1 Apr 2023: The Titfield Thunderbolt
A play by Philip Goulding, based on the original Ealing comedy screenplay by T.E.B. Clarke. Directed by Guy Fairbank
Adapted from the 1953 Ealing comedy, this delightful play tells the story of a group of villages, who, finding that their beloved branch railway line is about to be axed, decide to buy and run the railway themselves. As well as convincing the railway authorities that they're competent enough to work the line, they have to face problems from Vernon Crump, who’s set on providing a competitive bus service.
6 Mar 2023: Play Reading
At Neil's; 35 Bassein Park Road. We’ll be reading "Jitters", a comedy about a professional acting company getting ready for first preview. It could be our summmer show if it gets the collective thumbs up. Please arrive to be ready to start at 8pm sharp as it’s quite long. There'll be sushi and G&T…..if there’s an alternative tipple or snack you’d prefer then feel free to byosaob (bring your own snack and/or booze). And here's the script LINK
15 Feb 2023: Rhythm and Brainwaves Workshop
Sue Shorter has presented versions of this workshop to organisations such as the BBC Symphony Orchestra and the RSC. Described as a fun, immersive and upbeat session with engaging practical exercises (Senegal forest bird calls, anyone?) which will, among other things, enhance line-learning ability. A must for everyone.
29 Jan 2023: Annual Dinner
A fine relaxing time at Casareccio up near Acton Town tube station. Because it is our band drummer, Dominic's family restaurant. A full on italian buffet with plenty of choices. Time to socialise and mingle and think about 2023 in particular. Slightly subsidised by the group, why wouldn't you be there? Tickets now available via the tickets and membership link on this site. Might as well pay your membership too!
25 Jan 2023: AGM
We review how 2022 went and look forward to 2023. And then have fun discussing all sorts of things like whether to drink red or white! 8pm at the Hall
18 Jan 2023: Play Reading
And here's our social start to 2023. We'll be reading "Harvey" and here's the script. (That's a dropbox link). We're reading at Christine's house which can be found at 38 Wolseley Gardens, W4 3LR. Arrive from 7.30pm planning to start reading at 8pm and all being well ending somewhere round 10pm. Bring bottes, nibbles and a script or a device to read from. See you there. And yes we saw about 25 of us here. Good thing the kitchen could take us all.
10 and 12 Jan: Auditions for "The Titfield Thurnderbolt"
Note: That is Tuesday and Thursday
The casting is flexible: we can operate on a minimum of 5 (2F, 3M) with lots of doubling up but there are around 13 roles up for grabs. We’ll need help behind the scenes too, especially with props
- Lady Edna Chesterford F 40-60
- Clifton M/F ageless!
- Blakeworth M 40-60
- Dan Taylor M/F 50-70
- Vernon Crump M 40-60
- Harry Crump/Sgt Wilson M 20-30
- Joan Weech F 20-30
- Sam Weech M 40-60
- Mr Valentine M 40-70
- Miss Coggett F 20-40
- Ruddock M 30-50
- Mrs Bottomley F 40-70
- Clegg M/F 40-60.
Rehearsals will be on Tuesday and Thursday to fit in with our director's slightest whim (and he has a course to attend)
6-10 Dec 2022: Rapunzel
Another world-famous pantomime from St Michael's Players. Rapunzel has been kidnapped and trapped in a tower by the evil witch Gothel. Her parents, the king and queen of Chiswickia, have offered a reward for her rescue and Juan Forthemoney wants that money. Rapunzel's nanny and her super-scout son, Max, are also "helping". There's thrills and spills along the way until we reach our exciting climax. A fun-filled festivity for the family. Just like last year, only better.
12-15 Oct 2022: Animal Farm
George Orwell published Animal Farm five years before his untimely death at the age of 46, while Stalin was still in power, and before the Soviet invasion of Hungary and the break-up of the USSR. What would he have made of Putin and the Russian invasion of Ukraine? Probably, “Here we go again, only the names have changed. The same old murder of ideals and democracy.” His satire on the failures of the Soviet Union would, sadly, fit any number of 20th and 21st century tyrannies: the lust for power and the greed personified by the pig Napoleon, the betrayal of the workers exemplified by poor Boxer, the trusting Stakhanovite horse. Freedom of speech, the privacy of the ballot box etc remain as important -and as threatened - as they ever were.
Footnote: Alexey Stakhanov was a Soviet miner who, in the 1930s, allegedly regularly exceeded his daily quota of coal and was held up as a model worker.
14 Sep 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening reading "Jerusalem" by Jez Butterworth. (Yes that is the link) Arrive at 7.30pm with booze and some suitably high calorie snacks/nibbles and a printed script if you can please. Or have a downloaded copy to hand. See you at Imogen's house (21 Cambridge Rd North, W4 1AA). What a play! Could we possibly stage this?
8 and 12 Sep 2022: Panto Auditions
No preparation needed. Just turn up at the hall on the days and head to the back room where we'll read through a few sections to see who fits where. There are parts for everyone. Audition Notice has all the dates, characters and so on and Audition Script is what we'll work from at the audition. It is not the final script. Please print yourself a script to bring to the audition.
22-27 Aug 2022: The Birds (Edinburgh)
The group's second journey North and a fine time was had by all. Here's the skinny:
"The cast and crew have returned from a phenomenally successful run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. We played to full houses for all six performances, enjoyed glowing reviews (see the Archive section of the website) and great feedback.
The play had of course been successfully road-tested in Chiswick. However, it needed to be cut from about 75 minutes to exactly 50, to meet the Fringe venue requirements. The cast and crew worked feverishly to reimagine the play, then all that was needed was to get to Edinburgh. This turned out to be rather challenging. There was a national rail strike on most people’s planned day of travel, and a tube strike for those hoping to go a day earlier. Somehow, by planes, trains and automobiles - even by long-distance coach for the bravest - everyone congregated at the Symposium Hall, our venue right in the beart of the Fringe, on the Sunday for the tech.
And then it was Monday. With a 4pm slot, we had time beforehand for flyering, ie. accosting passers-by, the main marketing method at the Fringe. Almost every seat for the week was eventually full; we enjoyed an average 90% occupancy across the six days, against the Fringe average of 7%. The reasons for this are likely to be a known story, a strong poster image, and a title near the beginning of the alphabet!
The high quality of the acting and backstage work, the original music and sound effects (both live and recorded), and the increased tautness of the shortened script, all made for a truly memorable performance. Congratulations to Paul Smith on the choice of play and his direction."
14 Aug 2022: Annual BBQ
A super days fun in the sun. Great to see Mark and Michelle who were the surprise visitors to Ian's garden. Big thanks to Ian, Anna and Isabelle for all the organising and work pulling the whole thing together. So nice to be back socialising again. Here’s the way it works on Sunday 14 Aug. Ian very kindly lends us his house and garden and he also BBQs for us. Brilliant. Ian supplies green salad, potatoes, a fruit compote and another fruit dish and Bryony is baking a cake for us. Could we please ask everyone else for some starters/nibbles and other salads? Thanks to the group subsidising the event, tickets for this fun day cost £2.50 each and they come in meat and vegetarian options. It’s always really good fun in the sun. Please buy tickets early so we know how many to cater for. Head to www.stmichaelsplayers.org and choose the “BBQ Tickets” option.
6 July 2022: The War of the Worlds: Screening
Thanks to everyone who came along and supported our spring production, The War of the Worlds, by Howard E. Koch, a radio play dramatising the extraordinary trick Orson Welles played on American public in 1938. Whilst being huge fun to put together, we faced a few challenges with this one, not least that having chosen a play, by mid-February we were still without a director, until the marvellous Allison de Frees kindly agreed to take it on despite a long list of other demands on her time, not having worked with us before, and not knowing the play. At this point actual war broke out in Ukraine and the decision was quickly and unanimously made to divert all profits to support those affected.
Allison arrived with a blast of creative enthusiasm, energy and commitment to start recreating Columbia Broadcasting Studios in 1938, complete with ingenious sound effects, in-cast back stories, and a split-level set to represent two separate spaces. With over 30 characters to find, most of the cast had several parts and were quickly switching from one to another, and helping with sound effects when needed. Who knew that blowing into an empty tin could be so effective? Chris Hulatt and Moira did a fantastic job of acquiring and painting a vast amount of egg boxes to create the effect of sound proofed walls and Ian Trowbridge performed his usual marvellous magic with sound and lighting. All was going well until halfway through rehearsals poor Allison was struck down with illness and sent to hospital. Paul Smith valiantly stepped into the director’s seat, at which point two of the cast developed Covid so some creative cast re-shuffling had to happen until all were, luckily, well enough to return for the final furlong and all went smoothly. For photos of the show see the archive page on the St Michael's Players website. Thanks to everyone’s generosity, donations from the audience and profits from the show meant we were able to send £1162 to DEC in support of the Ukraine appeal.
On Wednesday 6th July everyone is invited to the Pavilion for a viewing of “The War of the Worlds”. Previously we have had get-togethers to bask in the glorious recordings of Under Milk Wood and Salad Days and, for cast members and non-cast members alike, both those evenings were absolute belters. The marvellous and multi-talented Utku has both recorded and edited the show and so a massive thank you to him. Final details will be circulated by email closer to the time as to when to get there. There is good grub on offer at very reasonable prices for those tempted. Get it in the diary – 6 th July – not to be missed! Here’s the link to the Pavilion - link to pavilion
29 Jun 2022: Play Reading "Prescription for Murder" by Norman Robbins
Richard is a busy GP living in a quiet Devon town with his much younger but constantly ill wife, Barbara. Then there is his ex-girlfriend, who lives too nearby for comfort, and a visitor whose statements and questions start to raise suspicions. And then…..
But you’ll have to come to the reading at Jo’s to find out!
Details:
9 Thames Village, W4 3UE
Weds 29th June, 7:30pm for an 8pm start
You know the drill... wine and nibbles... see you there!
22-25 Jun 2022: The Birds
Our Summer production and a dry run for our Edinburgh Fringe entry. This is Conor MacPherson's interpretation of the Daphne du Maurier novel of the same name.
9 and 13 Jun 2022: Animal Farm auditions
The Autumn production will be Peter Hall's adaptation of Animal Farm by George Orwell. Written in 1943, it still resonates today. Performance dates are 12-15 October, with rehearsals likely to start in early August (not W/B 22/8 when some of us will be in Edinburgh). Auditions will be held on 9 and 13 June 8pm at the hall. If you are interested but cannot make either date, please let Bryony know asap. If you are coming on either date, please go straight through to the back room; The Birds will be in rehearsal on the stage, so please be as quiet as you can.
The play has a number of major and minor roles, and also quite a few 'chorus' roles. Depending on the number of people interested, many parts can be doubled.
Major
Boxer a huge cart horse
Clover a stout motherly mare
Muriel a white goat
Benjamin an old donkey
Mollie a foolish, pretty white mare
Snowball a young vivacious boar
Napoleon a young boar of deep character
Squealer a small fat porker
Minor
Narrator
Mr Jones the farmer
Old Major a large old pig
The Cat
Moses a tame raven
Minimus a pig with a gift for composing songs and poems
The rest
3 young pigs
4 sheep
3 cows
2 hens
a bull
2 pigeons
Mr Whymper
Mr Pilkington
dogs, farmers, other men and animals
NB. The descriptions are Hall's, not mine, and need not necessarily be taken as the last word.
Bryony (Director), 07504 280 953
18 May 2022: Play Reading: Gaslight
All round to Deesh for this one. South of the river folks - are we ready for that much excitement?
4 May 2022: Spring Social
The City Barge; turn up from 7.30pm and mingle. 21 of us turned up for this.
20 April 2022: Auditions for "The Birds"
The Birds, by Conor McPherson, is a tense psychodrama set in the aftermath of an ecological disaster. Birds have turned on humans, few of whom remain. Society has broken down, food is scarce and each person must look out for themselves… In this gripping thriller, based on Daphne du Maurier’s short story (as was Hitchcock’s film), we find two people in an abandoned house, thrown together and figuring out how to survive. But a younger woman turns up and soon the couple’s delicate balance is upset. To further disturb things, a mysterious neighbour also arrives, with unknown intentions.
The play has a cast of four:
- DIANE, middle age
- NAT, middle age
- JULIA, younger
- TIERNEY, middle age
- Chiswick June 22-25th (tech 19th, dress 20th).
- Edinburgh August 22-27th (tech 21st).
Anyone auditioning will need to commit to both runs, as well as all their own costs in Edinburgh, which can be significant. We will be trying to find accommodation for cast and crew but you should think in terms of about £60/night for board, plus travel, food and cost of tickets to see other shows. You will get a performer’s pass that gives you free standby access to any other shows in theSpace venues.
You will also need to commit to daily publicity duties whilst in Edinburgh (unless we sell out before we get there). This involves handing out leaflets for several hours before each performance (which runs from 1600-1700).
Any questions, just ask Paul!
19 Apr 2022: Play Reading: Rapunzel
It's Rapunzel, our 2022 panto script by Ben Crocker once again; he's so good. Pop round to Chris' with a bottle and/or nibbles and let's read to our hearts content. Allison and David can dial in on GMeet and a lot of fun was had, especially by Skye!.
30 Mar-2 Apr 2022: The War of the Worlds
H.G.Wells classic tale as imagined by Orson Welles and re-worked for the 21st century by St Michael's Players. A radio play format to get 2022 under way and give us a mix the classic, old and new. There's lots for everyone to do, please step up and let's get a handle on those pesky martians. All profits and donations to the Ukraine Support - just waiting for the final payments to come in and we'll know how much we raised.
16 Mar 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening which was going to be in person and still can be. However the Covid thing is clinging on for grim death and while Paul (our host) is now through it, Del isn't so she'll be in the garden while we all enjoy her house! We'll read "The Birds" by Conor MacPherson once more as that's our Fringe entrant. Seriously though - those who fear not the C-19 can head over for an in-the-flesh reading and everyone else can attend online. Script here
16 Feb 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening both in person or online. We'll be in person at Bryony's (Antrobus Rd) and online in a zoom call (details emailed to members). In either case, please contribute some liquid refreshment and nibbles. We'll read "Animal Farm" as attached HERE (food in troughs please)
30 Jan 2022: Annual Dinner
Back to some local hostelry for our annual dinner. Here's hoping we're back to socialising again. Subsidised by the group and a fun evening for all. Open to all - more details in the newsletter when we know them
26 Jan 2022: AGM
A chance to review 2021, our 72nd year where we got back on stage and sneaked the panto in, just in time. Probably online again at time of writing.
19 Jan 2022: Play Reading
Another social evening either in person or online, depending on how this Covid thing develops . Either way it will involve friends, wine and nibbles. It was "The War of the Worlds" and that's what the Spring play will be. Excellent. No idea where we held it or who attended. Must have been good fun then. As always. I recall we tried Gogle duo which was not very successful. Onwards.
7-11 Dec 2021: Aladdin
And we are planning this year's world famous panto to be just like it used to be.... but better. Six shows so we won't have to turn anyone away; and another of Ben Crocker's amazing scripts. Without question it will be the usual madcap adventure with chaos and mayhem and lashings of fun. Save the dates as you'll want to see this more than once.
6-9 Oct 2021: Life and Beth
The first Covid casualty re-invigorated to lead us back to the theatre (we hope)
Recently-widowed Beth is looking forward to a quiet Christmas, but her son Martin and sister-in-law Connie have other ideas. Martin tries to manage Beth like his father did, and Connie dives into the red wine. The cat has gone missing, Martin’s girlfriend is willfully mute, and the vicar inadvertently conjures up the ghost of her late husband. Hardly a recipe for a happy Christmas. “I chose this play because I was drawn to the quiet humour, and to Beth’s discovery of her own strength and the charms of independence. The provenance of the ghost (ghosts?) and the fate of Wagstaff have proved fruitful grounds for discussion.” – Bryony Wilman, Director
22 Sep 2021: Under Milk Wood Screening
The committee is very excited to be staging a screening of our very own production of "Under Milk Wood" at The Chiswick Pavilion.
The Pavilion is booked from 7:30pm for an 8pm start. This will be a lovely opportunity for a get together, while seeing many of our faces on the Big Screen! Drinks available to buy and lovely views! Please RSVP to Alastair at alastair.dewar@cgi.com if you're able to make it. See you at the Chiswick Pavilion, Riverside Dr, Chiswick, London W4 2SP on Wednesday 22nd September
16 Sep 2021: Panto Audition
See the 13 Sep entry for all the details, or just turn up and join in, meet everyone and have some fun - after all that's what it's all about
15 Sep 2021: Play Reading
Rearranged from the 8th September due to host Deesh's work commitments. Deesh is kindly lending his Kew abode to our play reading once again and asks that you please RSVP if you're able to make it. The play will be "Night of the Iguana" by Tennessee Williams. Usual 7:30pm for an 8pm start. Hoping to see lots of friendly faces there! Words from Deesh: One parking spot available for cars. Any bicyclists should arrive well l before 8pm as I won't be able to let them in once the reading starts
13 Sep 2021: Panto Audition
At the Centre in the backroom. No prep needed. Just turn up and express an interest as there's lots for everyone to do in this year's Aladdin. I will add a link to an online registration form, just as soon as I work out how to make one.
15 Aug 2021: BBQ
And this year we're invading Ian's marvellous garden. Tickets now available from the ticket kiosk. Can't wait
5 Aug 2021: Play Reading (in person!)
Finally, finally, we can meet up and socialise together and what better way than with a play reading and I don't need to post the play on this page either. All round to Deesh's pad Flat 23, Aura House, 39 Melliss Avenue, Kew Riverside, TW9 4BX with drinks and nibbles. We'll be reading "Come Blow Your Horn" by Neil Simon
10 Jun 2021: Spring Social
Somewhat later than Spring, although given the coldness of this year and the rather inconvenient Covid restrictions (not long now, folks) a little wait has not been a bad thing. Usual deal, turn up and the first drink of something round £5 is on the group. After that, each to their own. And we're at the City Barge again (hurrah)
9 Jun 2021: Play Reading
Another fun evening reading plays on a screen with our friends. It's that super fun play "Noises Off" (should have used mute). Just dial in with the link in the newsletter. Drinks and nibbles provided by your own good self, so no complaints please. The script has arrived and is HERE
12 May 2021: Play Reading
Another play reading and we'll try another panto and this time for real. Please think about ideas for the songs and where we can add some topical jokes and references. Can we change Cairo to Chiswickia? The script will appear here soon, and very fine it is too. Here it is
16 Apr 2021: Under Milk Wood
And one more, let's hope it is the last online play we have to do.... This will be broadcast live and online by St Michael's Players, directed by Alastair and featuring a myriad of characters and costume changes.
10 Mar 2021: Play Reading
We think we're going to be on stage this year and so this one is for real. Join us for Snow White and join us for a laugh, a snigger and a guffaw. Join the meeting online with your wine and nibbles a-plenty. Backdrops and special effects more than welcome. Script here and remember that a fast show is a good show.
24 Feb 2021: Play Reading
Another play reading and this one is in Utku's capable hands. We have "Community Spirit" to read. Armed only with wine, nibbles and your comfiest armchair. Here's the script for you to download
19 Feb 2021: The Importance of being Earnest
Another live, online play from St Michael's Players with Deesh directing to keep us occupied through the cold, dark February nights while covid still runs amok and the vaccine approaches. Come on vaccine, we're rooting for you.
21 Jan 2020: AGM
A chance to review 2020, our 71st year where covid all but wiped out stage theatre. Shouldn't take long!
18 Dec 2020: A Christmas Carol
An amazing online panto experience. So much fun and so different. We didn't sell tickets but rather asked for donations to help the PCC look after the hall AND we continued our run of pantos. We streamed a live zoom session to youtube (See it here) to an audience of 240 on the night and by New Year the show had been seen 1,237 times! Wow.
9 December 2020: Play Reading
Another play reading and it's the Agatha Christie classic "The Mousetrip". Join via the link in your newsletter and here's the script. the_mousetrap__christie_agatha_.pdf That script is a bit messy so here's another version which might be of some use but it's not complete. the_mousetrap__christie_agatha__1.pdf
9-12 Dec 2020: Panto Time again - COVID casualty
Afraid not this year, folks. Worst impact of this virus, ever
12 Nov 2020: Play Reading
Another play reading and this time it's a classic (like Snow White isn't??). Download the script and follow the link in your newsletter (ask a member for the link if you want to join in). Here's the script folks. under_milk_wood__thomas_dylan_.pdf
4 November 2020: Play Reading
We decided to perform an online panto this year and this sudden playreading event is to give the script a quick run-through among ourselves before we get into rehearsals. The meeting link is in your members newsletter and the script you'll need is here. xmas_carol_update2.pdf
15 Oct 2020: Play Reading
Yes, while it's COVID time, activities are all online. Same as before, just head to the Zoom room (details in the last newsletter, or ask us via the contact link). We're reading Snow White by Nick Lawrence (yes, that one) and nothing can go wrong.
7-10 Oct 2020: Autumn Production - COVID casualty
14 and 17 Sep 2020: Panto Audition - COVID casualty
20 Aug 2020: Play Reading
Same as ever, turn up and enjoy a play reading. The only change being we'll all be at our own homes and drinking our own supplies while reading "Mixed Doubles"; a treatise on marriage. And a play we performed in April 1991 in the old hall. Plenty of parts for everyone. To join in the fun and meet us please ask for the meeting link via the contact option in the main menu.
9 Aug 2020: BBQ - COVID casualty
BBQ time in some glorious sunshine and someone's garden - could it be Merv's again?
13 and 16 Jul 2020: Autumn Play Audition - COVID casualty
24-27 Jun 2020: Summer Production - COVID casualty
10 Jun 2020: Play Reading - COVID casualty
Play and venue to be decided. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
6 May 2020: Play Reading - COVID casualty
Play and venue to be decided. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
28 April 2020: Spring Social - COVID casualty
All round to the City Barge once again for a drink and a yarn in good company. Bring friends and family and new members; they're all welcome in a relaxed situation. Come and meet us. Start at about 8pm
1-4 Apr 2020: Spring Production - COVID casualty
Recently-widowed Beth is looking forward to a quiet Christmas, but her son Martin and sister-in-law Connie have other ideas. Martin tries to manage Beth like his father did, and Connie dives into the red wine. The cat has gone missing, Martin’s girlfriend is willfully mute, and the vicar inadvertently conjures up the ghost of her late husband. Hardly a recipe for a happy Christmas. “I chose this play because I was drawn to the quiet humour, and to Beth’s discovery of her own strength and the charms of independence. The provenance of the ghost (ghosts?) and the fate of Wagstaff have proved fruitful grounds for discussion.” – Bryony Wilman, Director
And this was postponed on 16 March thanks to the Coronavirus pandemic. To be resurrected once we know what's what.
23 and 26 Mar 2020: Summer Play Audition
We're putting on "The Birds" by Conor MacPherson and yes it is the same story upon which the film was based; see below for more story details. No audition preparation needed, simply arrive and head to the back room, quietly as Life and Beth will be rehearsing, and we'll take it from there. This show will be performed here and then later in Edinburgh. Participants are expected to be available for both productions.
11 Mar 2020: Play Reading
"In the Next Room" by Sarah Ruhl or the vibrator play is a comedy about marriage, intimacy, and electricity. Set in the 1880s at the dawn of the age of electricity and based on the bizarre historical fact that doctors used vibrators to treat 'hysterical' women (and some men), the play centers on a doctor and his wife and how his new therapy affects their entire household. Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat. That someone is Jo and the address is 9 Thames Village
19 Feb 2020: Belly Dancing Workshop
Hulya will help us get our bellies working at the hall. Sounds like fun and I've certainly got enough belly. Blimey - we shook ourselves to pieces.
5 Feb 2020: Play Reading
Same plan as ever; head to someone's house to read a play, drink some wine and have some chat
The Birds is a claustrophobic psychodrama based, like Hitchcock’s film, on a short story by Daphne du Maurier, about a world in which birds turn on humans. Two strangers are trapped together in an abandoned house, trying to survive. As a relationship between them begins to develop, a young woman turns up and disrupts the delicate balance. In a post-apocalyptic world, your survival may mean someone else’s death.
Conor MacPherson is a brilliant writer, famous for The Weir and The Girl From The North Country (currently in the West End).
The play calls for 2M, 1F, all middle-aged and 1F mid-twenties
26 Jan 2020: Annual Dinner
Back to the Queen's Head for our annual dinner again. Subsidised by the group and a fun evening will be had by all. Arranged by Fleur and open to all
23 Jan 2020: AGM
A chance to review 2019, our 70th year of existence. At the Centre, as usual
15 Jan 2020: Screening of "Salad Days"
Mainly for the cast, we're showing "Salad Days" on the big screen at Chiswick Pavilion (Riverside Drive, Chiswick, W4 2SP).
7.00PM Venue open
7.45PM Screening starts
8.45PM (approx) 20 minute interval
9.05PM (approx) Second half starts
11.00PM Bar close
11.20PM Venue close
Bar will be open, with a selection of draught and bottled beer, wine, spirits and soft drinks. Cash and card accepted (not Amex).
Bar snacks available (crisps, nuts, chocolate bars and protein bars).
For those on dry January there's low alcohol lager, IPA, G&T and Tom Collins available.
BLURB:
There are bar snacks available however if you want a more substantial snack please bring it with you.
are welcome along with anyone else who's interested in seeing the production.
13 and 16 Jan 2020: Spring Auditions
At the Centre for our Spring Production. No preparation needed; just turn up and go for it.
10-14 Dec 2019: Panto time "Treasure Island" by Ben Crocker
Another Ben Crocker, our 21st panto and an epic panto too. We lost the Thursday show for a general election and achieved as emphatic a result too. Our first standing ovation for a panto - how amazing was that? How to improve on that?
16-19 Oct 2019: Autumn Production: "Experiments with an Air Pump" by Shelagh Sephenson
Our third Shelagh Stephenson play, so she's obviously doing something we like. Auditions soon and then it's go, go, go. Sign up as a member to get audition notices. The play is set in a Newcastle-on-Tyne house, in 1799 and 1999, and looks at the dilemmas facing scientists (and women) in the two eras, and the dangers involved in seeking knowledge regardless of the possible human cost. In 1799 there are scientific experiments, furtive romance and farcical amateur dramatics; in 1999, there are questions raised by genetic engineering, and a disturbing discovery in the cellar.
9 and 12 Sep 2019: Panto Auditions
19-24 Aug 2019: Special Anniversary Production "The Long Road" By Shelagh Stephenson
14-15 Aug 2019: Special Anniversary Production "The Long Road" By Shelagh Stephenson
A special reprise of The Long Road which we decided to make our first foray to the Edinburgh Fringe. Two local shows by way of a rehearsal for the tour at the Centre and then on to the Fringe. Some full on marketing for this and a few nice long reviews all to help us sell our tickets. These reviews can be found on the Archive page
11 Aug 2019: Summer BBQ
At Merv's again. Great - tickets must be bought so we know numbers and they are on sale now. We've labelled the button "Summer BBQ" and that's the way to go. Arrive from 1pm and the grub should be ready for 1.30pm. Buy tickets, bring drinks and please bring any garden chairs you can get your hands on.
18 and 22 July 2019: Auditions for the Autumn Play
After looking at various possibilities, we settled on the first play we looked at, “An Experiment with An Air Pump” by Shelagh Stephenson, to be directed by Bryony Wilman. Production dates are 16-19 October
Synopsis: The play is set in a Newcastle-on-Tyne house, in 1799 and 1999, and looks at the dilemmas facing scientists (and women) in the two eras, and the dangers involved in seeking knowledge regardless of the possible human cost. In 1799 there are scientific experiments, furtive romance and farcical amateur dramatics; in 1999, there are questions raised by genetic engineering, and a disturbing discovery in the cellar.
Characters
1799
• Joseph Fenwick, physician, scientist, radical, fifties
• Susannah Fenwick, his wife, forties
• Harriet )
• Maria. ) their twin daughters, twenty
• Peter Mark Roget, physician, scientist (later of Thesaurus fame), twenties
• Thomas Armstrong, physician, scientist, twenties
• Isobel Bridie, a Scots servant with a twisted spine, twenties
1999
• Ellen, a scientist, forties. Doubled with Susannah
• Tom, an English lecturer, fifties. Doubled with Fenwick
• Phil, a Geordie builder, twenties. Doubled with Armstrong
• Kate, a scientist, friend of Ellen, mid-twenties. Doubled with Harriet
Auditions are 18 and 22 July from 8-9pm at the Centre (in the back room, since TLR will be rehearsing in the hall). If you can’t make either of those dates, please let Bryony know asap - 07504 280953 or bryonyw@ntlworld.com. We want to cast and hold at least one read-through before some of us head for Edinburgh.
10 Jul 2019: Play Reading
Off to the other Chris' house for this one. 38 Wolsey Road with wine and nibbles please. Another option for our Autumn play and it is "And Evermore Shall Be So" by Norman Robbins. And some wine tasting too.
25-29 Jun 2019: Summer Production: “Salad Days” by Dorothy Reynolds and Julian Slade
It's an awesome amount of awesomeness in our outdoor, musical, extravaganza, 70th-birthday-celebration centrepiece. That's enough adjectives for now. All done now, but what an amazing show this was. Checkout the reviews and pictures in the archives.
5 Jun 2019: Play Reading
Time to read our panto script. Head for Chris' house on Riverview Road with a bottle and a smile for our first brush with our annual, world-famous panto.
8 May 2019: Play Reading
This time it is "East Lynne"; another candidate for the Autumn production and we'll be reading it round at Malcolm's house near the Copper Cow. A fun evening, a good turn out and a super venue.
1 May 2019: Spring Social
All round to the City Barge once again for a drink and a yarn in good company. As ever, friends and family and new members all welcome in a relaxed situation. Come and meet us. Start at about 8pm
3-6 April 2019: Spring Production: “Colder than Here” by Laura Wade
A BLACK COMEDY ABOUT LIFE, DEATH AND NOT COPING VERY WELL WITH EITHER
Join us this April for the first production of our 70th year - Laura Wade's beautifully poised intimate family drama Colder Than Here. First performed at the Soho Theatre, London, in 2005, Wade’s original and beautifully observed play balances raw emotion with a deliciously delicate black humour.
Nobody can ignore the fact that Myra is dying, but in the meantime, life goes on. There are boilers to be fixed, cats to be fed and the perfect funeral to be planned. As a mother researches burial spots and biodegradable coffins, her family are finally forced to communicate with her, and each other, as they face up to an unpredictable future.
6 Feb 2019: Play Reading
“An Experiment with an Air Pump” by Shelagh Stevenson, 7.30 for 8pm, at Bryony’s, 95 Antrobus Road, W4 5NQ. This is a contender for the autumn, so let’s have a good turn-out. The title may sound a little dry, but the play isn’t. Bring whatever you like to drink, and nibbles too please.
29 and 31 Jan 2019: Auditions for Salad Days
As for all our plays. Being held at St Paul's Church (Grove Park Rd) this time. Turn up from 8pm
27 Jan 2019: Annual Dinner
This happens on the last Sunday in Jan and is open to all members and partners. Venue will be local to Chiswick and is still under discussion. The society subsidises the meal by about £5 per head.
24 Jan 2019: AGM
At the Centre from 8pm. This is a formal review of 2018 however thoughts also inevitably turn to the year ahead too. More than any other event this is our opportunity to discuss the society’s direction. We’d love as many people as possible to attend. And we would also love to consider new nominations for the committee
7 and 10 Jan 2019: Auditions for “Colder than Here”
Paul Smith is directing, Turn up at the Centre from 8pm. Scripts are provided and no preparation is required. Show dates are 3-6 April.
1 Jan 2019
The start of our 70th year
5-8 Dec 2018: Jack and the Beanstalk
Yet more panto fun and another title we've not done before. Ben Crocker provides the script and Jane is directing us this year and the band returns with an extra guitar. Sounds excellent.
8-9 Nov 2018: My Darling Boy
To mark the centenary of the end of WW1 St Michael’s Church; in association with St Michael’s Players, are delighted to be presenting My Darling Boy – A One Act play by Rev Martine Oborne. We previously performed this four years ago, and this very special production will be performed over two nights at the beginning of November in St Michael’s Church, Elmwood Road, Chiswick.
Rev Martine Oborne shares her inspiration and the plays’ important message: “Just before the centenary of the start of the First World War, I began to reflect on the words the I say at Remembrance services every November – Binyon's words – At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. It suddenly struck me that we could not remember the thirty-three men listed on our church monument that lost their lives in WW1; because we knew nothing about their stories. So, we applied for some funding from The Heritage Lottery Fund and set about recapturing these stories. After about a year of work, we had traced descendants, poured over archives and unearthed all kinds of artefacts - from cigarette boxes to letters to fading photographs. We put all this together to produce an exhibition and a book called 'Heroes of Chiswick.' But still I didn't feel this quite communicated the experience of the whole community of the parish in the war years - when sons, brothers and fathers were away and when so many lost their lives or suffered so dreadfully. So, I wrote the short play "My Darling Boy.”
10-13 Oct 2018: Spirit Level
Where do you go if you are dead but have been turned away from the Pearly Gates because you are an atheist? For Jack and Susie the choice is their weekend retreat in deepest Hampshire, where Jack, a successful author, wrote many of his novels. But the afterlife can be pretty dull if you can’t eat, sleep, make love etc, and they bicker as much as they probably did before they died in a boating accident.
Their only fun is frightening away any new occupants and winding up the pompous estate agent responsible for trying to let the cottage without revealing why previous tenants have tended to leave in a hurry. But then Flic and Simon, an unsuccessful author, come along, and Jack and Susie find themselves getting involved in the young couple’s lives. Throw in Flic’s ghastly mother and a harassed guardian angel and things get even more interesting.
It’s not exactly a battle between good and evil, but points are made about living vicariously, for both the quick and the dead, snobbery and selfishness. Directed by Bryony.
19 Aug 2018: Summer BBQ
Another fun-filled day in the sun at Merv's lovely garden. Lots of lovely BBQ food and some great puddings too.
29-30 June 2018: The 39 Steps
Directed by Marc Pearce we have "The 39 Steps" by Joe Landry. Inspired by Hitchcock's classic tale and performed as a live period radio play, this romantic thriller is a fast-paced ride through the signature world of the Master of Suspense. Richard Hannay is visiting 1930s London when he meets Annabella Smith, who is on the run from foreign agents, after a disturbance at a music hall. Later that night, Annabella is murdered and Hannay must then try to break the spy ring and prove his innocence. From an epic train chase to a feisty love interest, Hannay has his work cut out for him as he searches for the truth about The 39 Steps.
13 Jun 2018: Play Reading
And it will be Jack and the Beanstalk getting a good reading in public this time. Reading at Jane's house which is 77 Sutton Court Road. Arrive from 7.30pm and we'll start the fun at 8pm. Now remember. Pace is needed and come in fast, full of confidence and let's hear the whole line - and no silly voices either (please)
9 May 2018: Play Reading
We'll read our Autumn production, Spirit Level by Pam Valentine. We have read some of this before, but not the whole thing. Basically, it is a rather charming ghost story. We have performed a couple Pam Valentine’s plays before: A Dog’s Life and Alternative Accommodation. Venue is Sue's house and that is 202 Sutton Court Road. Bring friends and refreshments as required.
2 May 2018: Summer Social
And once again; is it really one year since we last met? All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising. First drink is on us so why not come around and join in? 8pm start and then just socialise. Feel free to bring friends along and any new members; this is a great way to meet us in a friendly setting.
25-28 Apr 2018: "The Long Road" by Shelagh Stephenson
Powerful play about restorative justice. Interview with our director, Paul Smith, and cast members Alastair Dewar and Louis Bricusse with Buzzfeed is HERE
From the Telegraph's 2008 review we have "It concerns the random stabbing of an 18-year-old boy by a girl of the same age one night in a London shop while she was out of her head on drugs. She asked for a pound, he told her to eff off, and was knifed in the heart for his brusqueness.It's the kind of story one reads with scary regularity these days. The details are fictional, but the play, which focuses equally on both the killer and the family whose lives have been ruined by her action, is the product of careful research and has the satisfying smack of authenticity.
Stephenson spent many hours talking to victims and perpetrators of violent crime, visiting prisons and collaborating with the Forgiveness Project, a charity working in the fields of reconciliation and restorative justice. The result is an astonishingly raw and affecting play that is clearly intent on opening hearts and minds without ever becoming preachy. It has already toured to prisons, and seems to me a work that can do nothing but good.
Stephenson harrowingly shows how the victim's shattered family are mentally and emotionally stabbed over and over again by the loss of their son, and when the mother, who knows that her desire for revenge is corroding her from within, decides to meet her son's killer in jail, her husband is both incredulous and furious.
She persists anyway, and at first it all goes disastrously wrong. Gradually, painfully, tentative progress is made towards mutual understanding, but Stephenson never sentimentalises her tough subject matter and leaves little doubt about how hard full forgiveness is likely to prove. As the play title insists, it's a long road."
7 Mar 2018: Play Reading
"The Unexpected Guest" by Agatha Christie round at Bryony's house. 7.30pm arrival for an 8pm start. Bring friends, bottles, nibbles, family, etc and join in the fun.
2 Mar 2018: Dance Evening
Another evening in the company of Kele Baker. Argentinian Tango to refresh our minds in case we'd forgotten everything from 2 years ago. The snow did not help attendance but a good time was had by all.
8 Feb 2018: Auditions for "The Long Road"
These are being held at Jane's which can be found at 77 Sutton Court Road, W4 3EQ. No preparation required. Turn up and read for any and all the parts, if you want to. 5 parts (2m, 3f) and they are
- Joe: 20.
- Mary: his mother; 52.
- John: her husband.
- Emma Price: 18.
- Elizabeth: late 30s.
7 Feb 2018: Play Reading
We'll be reading our Spring production "The Long Road" by Shelagh Stephenson. Another social event which Merv is hosting at his. 67 St Mary's Road, Chiswick, W4 3LW. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Bring friends and partners and especially welcome to anyone wondering what we do and who we are - feel free to come along and join in the fun. Bring a bottle and/or some nibbles.
28 Jan 2018: Annual Dinner
Our annual dinner and once again it's all back to the Pilot for another fun filled evening in each other's company. Details and tickets on sale. 25 of us had a good time and there was a little bit of food left over (phew!)
25 Jan 2018: AGM
A formal review of 2018 at the Centre
18 Jan 2018: Technical Workshop
All about how the sound and light system works. At the hall presented by Mark
6-9 Dec 2017: "Camelot the Panto" by Ben Crocker
Panto comes to Chiswickia once again. Morgan le Fay kidnaps Genevieve and it's up to Sir Laughalot, King Arthur, Merlin and assorted panto people to rescue her from a fate worse than a knight in Actonia. With invisible knights, ghosts, magic, talking snakes, magic potions and haunted bedrooms, this is another show not to be missed. More fun and games just like last year - only better!
27-30 Sept 2017: "Time and the Conways" by JB Priestley
Directed by the legendary Paul Smith and featuring St Michael's Players' top talent showing off as per usual. Great play with lots to think about.
The year is 1919, and Kay Conway is celebrating her 21st birthday with a party. She and the rest of her family are eagerly anticipating their futures, after the war, and all have high expectations of what they will become.
Nineteen years later, they are reunited in the family home in very different circumstances, to see what becomes of their pre-war plans and aspirations.
Returning to the same party of 1919, it becomes clear how they were all, unconsciously, shaping their individual and collective futures.
Through the lens of time, JB Priestley’s family drama explores the social and political history of England between the wars, and the class – ridden nature of society at the time. It contemplates the relationship between the past, present and future, and reflects on how people can unwittingly destroy themselves and others.
28 Sep 2017: Movement Workshop
Another evening of learning for us all. Movement workshop concentrating on how to look and move as an older/younger person. Numbers limited to 15. If you're keen, let Jane know on jeapr2007@yahoo.co.uk. 8pm at the hall ready to start promptly please.
18 and 21 Sep 2017:
Auditions for our Christmas Panto. "Camelot: The Panto" by Ben Crocker. More merry mayhem starts here. 8pm at the hall in the back room.
6 Sep 2017: Voice Workshop
Another evening at the Centre with Lloyd Wylde doing some voice work. Same set up as before, just turn up and enjoy yourself while being given silly things to do.
11, 14 Sept 2017
Panto Auditions at the Centre - back room. No prep required - just be yourself.
13 Aug 2017: Summer BBQ
All round to Merv's again
19-22 Jul 2017: "Singing in the Wilderness" by David Compton and "Alternative Accommodation" by Pam Valentine
Two short plays presented in one show followed by a picnic at your table. You bring the picnic and we bring the plays.
28 Jun 2017: Play Reading
Play readings are a social way for us to get together every now and then to both have a natter and to read any play that takes our fancy whether or not it's under consideration for production. Everyone and friends are more than welcome from 7.30pm onwards (bring a bottle and or some nibbles). Scripts are provided and parts are shared around so everyone can have a go. It's our panto this time: Camelot; the Panto and we'll be at Chris'. 3 Riverview Road, W4 3QH
10 May 2017: Play Reading
All round to Utku this time to read our Autumn Play; "Time and the Conways". Another cracking play and a good turnout too although the spelling on show in the garden was a tad unexpected. Tch kids of today, eh? So that's the Autumn play sorted and how good it is too although we'll be needing some snappy set changes. Can't wait for this one.
8 and 11 May: Summer Production Auditions
With two plays in production, there's a ton of parts on offer. Production dates are 17-22 July, rehearsals on Mondays and Thursdays and now all we need is you. Auditions at St Michael's Centre, Elmwood Road, W4 3DZ. Sheila and Bryony are our directors.
4 May 2017: Summer Social
All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising. First drink is on us so why not come around and join in? 8pm start and then just socialise. Feel free to bring friends along and any new members; this is a great way to meet us in a friendly setting.
24 Apr 2017: Voice Workshop
Hosted by our voice coach, Lloyd Wylde, an evening of fun and games learning about the voice and having a hoot to boot. Prompt start at 8pm. Nice to see some new faces too - welcome to the group.
12 Apr 2017: Play Reading
Play readings are a social way for us to get together every now and then to both have a natter and to read any play that takes our fancy whether or not it's under consideration for production. Everyone and friends are more than welcome from 7.30pm onwards (bring a bottle and or some nibbles). Scripts are provided and parts are shared around so everyone can have a go. Play and Venue TBA
29 Mar-1 Apr 2017: Confusions by Alan Ayckbourn
Directed by Jane Atkinson. Confusions is actually a set of five interlinked one act plays: Mother Figure, Drinking Companion, Between Mouthfuls, Gosforth’s Fete and Talk in the Park, each play deals riotously, but with sharply pointed undertones, with human eccentricities and the human dilemma of loneliness; a mother unable to escape from baby talk, a disastrous fete, an unsuccessful seduction attempt, a fate fraught dinner encounter and the final play sums up with five self immolated characters on park benches.
8 Mar 2017: Play Reading
Back to Jo's again, this time to read a bit of "Fracked" and a bit of "Singing in the Wilderness". Both are contenders for production one of these days once we can get a license that is. Arrive from 7.30pm with a bottle and/or some nibbles. Friends are welcome to these evenings and it's a great way to meet us.
8 Feb 2017: Play Reading
And it's off to Jo's, that's 9 Thames Village where we'll read "Cold Comfort Farm" by Paul Dourst. This is a candidate for our Autumn production this year so come and join the fun. Arrive from 7.30pm with a bottle and/or some nibbles. Friends are welcome to these evenings and it's a great way to meet us.
29 Jan 2017: Annual Dinner
All off to the newly-refurbished Wellesley Room (the one we had 2 years ago) at The Pilot for the Sunday evening. Tickets only £19 per head, excluding drinks. Open to all members and their guests. Good turn out of 26 and a fine time was had by all. Oxtail and dumplings, fish pie and a vegetarian curry. All fab.
23 Jan 2017: AGM
All down to the Centre to see how we got on in 2016. Very well it seems
16 Jan 2017: Thoughts of Directing
An evening to discuss aspects of play direction with input from directing guests covering all aspects of direction. From 8pm at the Hall with these topics:
- Choosing a play (Bryony W)
- Casting your play (Paul S)
- Is panto different? (Chris H)
- Making the action happen (Susan C)
9 and 12 Jan 2017: Auditions
Auditions for Confusions at the Centre
7-10 Dec 2016: Beauty and the Beast by Ben Crocker
Panto time. What is Beauty doing with the Beast and where's the Prince gone? While we're here, what has the wicked witch, Malabelle, been up to? And will the band of rescuers arrive in time and just who are they saving from whom? All will be revealed in this rompin', stompin', hootin', tootin', high fallutin' panto. Put an evening aside or come to the matinee on Saturday
26 October 2016: Play Reading
Looks like we're reading "Confusions" by Alan Ayckbourn this time. Venue TBA. This is also planned as our Spring play...
5-8 Oct 2016: The Ladykillers by Graham Lineham
The Ladykillers is a classic black comedy; a sweet little old lady, alone in her house, is pitted against a gang of criminal misfits who will stop at nothing to pull off the heist of their lives. Posing as amateur musicians, Professor Marcus and his criminal gang rent rooms in the lopsided house of the sweet but strict Mrs Wilberforce. The villains plot to involve her, unwittingly, in Marcus' brilliantly conceived heist job. Mrs Wilberforce becomes wise to their ruse and Marcus concludes that there is only one way to keep the old lady quiet. With only her parrot, General Gordon, Mrs Wilberforce is trapped alone with five desperate men. Who will be forced to face the music?
5 and 8 Sep 2016:
Auditions for our Christmas Panto
22 Aug 2016: Combat Workshop
A bit of fun as we learn to have fights on stage. After all there's no problem having them off stage so why so difficult on stage? Let's find out at the hall
14 Aug 2016
Summer BBQ round at Merv's again
13-16 Jul 2016: Abandonment by Kate Atkinson
Kate Atkinson (winner of the Whitbread Book of the Year 1995) is well known as one of Britain’s leading novelists. In this, her only full-length play, she continues to examine the collision of the past and the present and the changing place of women.
1 Jun 2016: Play Reading
Beauty and the Beast by Ben Crocker at Chris'
18 May 2016: Summer Social
All round to the City Barge for a few drinks and socialising
12 and 16 May 2016: Auditions
Auditions for Abandonment at the Centre , Elmwood Road, W4 3DY
9 May 2016: Play Reading
The Ladykillers by Graham Linehan at Marc's (39 Burlington Road (5 Langley House), W4 4BE)
20-23 Apr 2016: Vanity Fair adapted by Declan Donnellan
A brilliant distillation of William Thackeray's massive novel, satirising greed and social climbing in Regency England. The central character is Becky Sharp, a penniless orphan determined to grab any opportunity to improve her position. The play is fast-paced, with songs, humour, multi-tasking actors and action from London to India and onto Brussels on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo.
13 Apr 2016: Play Reading
Abandonment by Kate Atkinson at Elizabeth's
8 Feb: AGM
A recap of 2015 and another excuse to catch up and pop into the pub
29 Jan 2016: Annual Dinner
We'll try a Friday this year so we don't have to cut it short or worry about Monday's work stuff. Get it in your diary
11 and 14 Jan 2016:
Auditions for our Spring Production "Vanity Fair". Based on the classic book and allowing lots and lots of people to have a part. From 8pm at the Centre, Elmwood Road, W4 3DZ
6 Jan 2016
Play Reading at Chris' to see what we think about "Vanity Fair" and/or "Gaslight" for Spring. Usual format - all round for some social fun and some drama too. Bring nibbles and a drinky or two. 49 Sutton Court, Chiswick
9-12 Dec 2015: Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves
Another world-famous panto from the team at St Michael's. This year's hottest ticket in London, no in the UK. Ali Baba tries to win Safiya's heart while avoiding the murderous Mustafa Leikh and his horde of 40 thieves. Plenty of panto merriment for all.
4 Nov 2015: Play Reading
More play readings for us. This time we're reading "Boeing-Boeing" and it's all happening at Jonathan's place done on Strand on the Green. Real address: 1a Hearne Rd, W4 3NJ for more of that social fun. Start turning up at 7.30 as we'll be fighting for space and a glass.
14-17 Oct 2015: Treasure Island by Mickey Morgan
"As the 18th century drew to a close, a generation of bold young men set sail from the ports of southern England, bent on a life of adventure, loot.... and bloody murder. The most of infamous of these was Captain Flint, who for years reigned terror upon the merchants of the Spanish Main. Now, long after his death, his bloodthirsty crew scattered to the winds; rumours persist of a fabulous treasure, 'Flints fist', buried in secret upon a lonely island. And somewhere, somewhere.... there is a map"
25 Sept 2015: Rock 'n' Roll Dance Evening
Following on from the success of the tango evening a few months ago, Kele Baker will be returning to give us another dance lesson, on 25 September, this time featuring jive (rock'n'roll). It will be £5 on the door, bring whatever you want to drink and nibble. It was great fun last time, so do come along
14 and 17 Sept: Panto Auditions
These auditions will concentrate on the spoken parts, chorus and non-singing principals (there are one or two). In the Hall again in the back room
13 Sept: Panto Auditions (singing)
The first panto auditions open at 1.30pm and will concentrate on your amazing singing ability. Anyone looking for a principal part will need some singing ability. We'll keep going until everyone's had a chance. More details later about what to prepare.
2 Sept 2015: Play Reading
More of that same fun and hilarity at Bryony's. "One Man, Two Guvnors" by Richard Bean. Start turning up at 7.30 as we'll be fighting for space and a glass. 95 Antrobus Road, W4 5NQ
24 and 27 August 2015: Auditions for "Treasure Island"
At the centre again. More details nearer the time and, as usual, it is only necessary to attend one of these. Unless you really made a mess of the first one that is
12 Aug 2015: August Play Reading
This time we're reading "The Titfield Thunderbolt" at Guy's place. 48 Ernest Gardens, W4 3QU. Bring a bottle or some crisps or other nibbles or refreshments. This play is a candidate for production in 2016
9 Aug 2015: Summer BBQ
All round to 67 St Mary's Grove, W4 3LW for a BBQ, a drink, a chat and lots of merrymaking. The Players will provide the food and all you need to do is bring some refreshments. As we need numbers for catering, please buy a ticket online - these only cost £1 and will go towards the food. Let's start at 12 midday
1-4 July 2015: Midsummer Night's Dream
St Michael's ventures outdoors with our first ever Shakespeare play, in sixty five years. The venue is the lovely gardens of St Paul's church on Hartington Road and it's a picnic on a blanket or bring chairs to join the dress circle. Tickets now available.
3 Jun 2015: Play Reading
Another evening of jolly play reading and this time we're off to Merv's again. We're reading "Travesties" by Tom Stoppard. Bring yourself, a friend, a bottle and some nibbles and just join in. 67 St Mary's Grove, W4 3LW
20 May 2015: Spring Social
All down to "One over the Ait" for a social get together. A time to meet, greet, socialise and generally have a good time. New members encouraged along with friends. One drink each will be provided by the society as a bit of a thank you for your support
11 May: AGM
At the Centre, let's see how we did in 2014 and also let's hear everyone else's views
6 May 2015: Play Reading
"Ali Baba" this time and that's this year's panto. First outing so we can hear what it sounds like and I can start thinking about characters, the gags, the dynamics and the song choices. All round to Chris' at 49 Sutton Court, W4 3JE
27 and 30 April 2015: Auditions for "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Auditions for our Summer Extravaganza to be held at the Centre from 8pm on each evening. Turn up and find out if Lady Luck is smiling at you.
23-25 April 2015: Spring Production
"Visiting Hour" by Richard Harris. Tickets now available through the "Ticket" link above
1 Apr 2015: Play Reading
"39 Steps" by John Buchan. Lots of parts and plenty of high jinks and capers in this epic adventure tale. All round to Jo's this time, 9 Thames Village, W4 3UE. Bring a bottle and/or some nibbles
29 March 2015: Shakespeare Workshop
For anyone who’s never acted in a Shakespeare play before and might feel a tad uncertain about it, or for those who have and who love it - this workshop is a must. It will blow away any fears and whet your appetite for our summer production of Midsummer's Night Dream. Under the guidance of Yvonne Morley, highly acclaimed voice teacher and vocal coach and until recently Head of Voice at LAMDA, you will take a fresh look at working with Shakespeare texts and have fun in the process. All welcome!
PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU CAN MAKE IT SO THAT WE KNOW HOW MANY TO EXPECT.
When: 7pm-9pm
Where: Anny Pilates Studio
188-192, sutton Court Road, Grove Park Studios
Chiswick W4 3HR
And Afterwards: The Station House
The studio is just opposite Chiswick mainline Station - come out, cross road, turn left and the opening to the studios is just on your right. The E3 and 272 buses stop nearby
4 Mar 2015: Play Reading
More of that same fun and hilarity only this time at Bryony's pad.
